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What is bertie?
Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend
bertie - meme gif
bertie - video
Bertie - what is it?
The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
What does "bertie" mean?
Someone who makes up farfetched stories and events which ‘happened to him’
When confronted about this he will get very stressed and insist the event did happen, if you still say it didn’t he will go on to be abusive.
Someone who falls in love every 5 minutes with miscellaneous girls over the internet having not met them, or even spoken to them for long.
A user.
Someone who has their head so far up their own arse they cannot see the light, yet continue munching on their own shit until they believe it.
Someone who insists they are fit and awesome at life; yet could do with losing a few pounds and learning to spell properly.
Someone who likes to believe they have a large female 'fan base' and are quite simply 'the sex'. Yet, unknown to him most girls think he is a total twat.
guy: "omg mate i got mugged twice today, then hit by a car and stabbed"
mate: "dude, stop being such a bertie"
lad: "i dont know what to do!! i have all these girls after me, who shall i choose? they all think im so hawt!"
girl: "right...you're such a bertie!"
*who in their right mind would find him in the slightest attractive? arrogant cocky bastard, he's such a bertie*
Bertie - what does it mean?
fingering a girl up the ass hole then licking it in portugal
bertie goes to portugal
Bertie - meaning
noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'
Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.
Bertie - definition
Really couldn't give a damn
'George Bush is coming to London'
'Bertie'
Bertie - slang
A Grass after the london Gangster Bertie Smalls
Don't bring tom he's a bertie
Bertie
A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.
Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"
Bertie
A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.
Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.
(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells
(2) Who with?
(1) the SDT
(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's
Bertie
To throw up/vomit/be sick.
Often but not specifically after consuming large quantities of alcohol.
i.
Person at a party:
*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their hand over their mouth*
Everyone else in the vacinity:
"DON'T BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"
ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a flowerpot."
iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna bertie."