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What is beowulf?When you take a small shit, start wiping, and then you realize you have more shit to shit. John: Dude, you were in there for a long time. beowulf - meme gifbeowulf - videoBeowulf - what is it?a man who bones monsters while fighting them while naked i am Beowulf! Son of Beowulf ! and i just chopped off this monsters head....while i giving him anal What does "beowulf" mean?a rather short homosexual male with a small penis who fights people/women naked. a beowulf takes pride upon oneself when he beats on helpless people while naked. guy 1: did you see that shit with the small cock guy beating his wife while he was naked? Beowulf - what does it mean?Beowulf, the most awesomest warrior of all time, now has a adjective here. If you're bad-ass along with some kick-ass, you got some serious Beowulfness. Dude, when you ran over those five guys to get a touchdown-that was some serious Beowulfness!! Beowulf - meaningViking myth, epic. yo...this weather makes me feel like beowulf. Or YO it smells like beowulf in here. Beowulf - definitionAn action you do consisting of pretending to pull of your shirtand yelling 'I am beowulf!' This originated from seeing the movie,beowulf, In a scene beowulf fights grendel he takes off his clothes. 'Ashley, dont make me go beowulf on you' Beowulf - slang(Sexual position)- When there is a man and a woman naked on a bed the man jumps on the womans back and punches her in the left side of the head until she either loses consciousness or begins to bleed profusely. This resembles the defeating of Grendall in the story. Dude, I went Beowulf on Jennifer last night, and she has never been more pleased! Beowulfpretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm. I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking. BeowulfA variation on "doggy style" where, at the moment of climax, the male rips off one of his partner's arms. God gave people two arms so you could beowulf them twice. BeowulfBeowulf is one of the oldest surviving epic poems in what is identifiable as an early form of the English language. In the poem, Beowulf, a hero of a Germanic tribe from southern Sweden called the Geats, travels to Denmark to help defeat a monster named Grendel. This poem, about Danish and Swedish kings and heroes, was preserved in England because the English people are descendants of Germanic tribes called the Angles, Saxons, and Jutes. Jutes and northern Saxon tribes came from what is now southern Denmark and northern Germany. Thus, Beowulf tells a story about the old days in their homeland. Beowulf was the greatest hero who ever lived! |
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