Definder - what does the word mean?

What is bag of wank?

When one places themselves in a hold-all, zips it up and secures with a padlock. Once secured in the bag, you wank yourself into oblivion and finally try to escape.

Sorry I’m late for work boss, I decided to try a Houdini bag wank this morning.

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Bag of wank - what is it?

When a girl who’s got bags under her eyes, wraps her bags around your cock and then wanks you off.

Pretty self explanatory Teddy

I’m gonna give him a bags wank tonight, a nice surprise.”

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What does "bag of wank" mean?

something that is completely rubbish or a waste of time or both

when describing something thatis a wast of time
"that film was a bag o' wank"

"school is a bag o' wank"
sometimes o' is pronounced of

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Bag of wank - what does it mean?

1. An Insult e.g Your a bag of wank

2. Something very crap e.g My computer is a bag of wank

3. A bag that jumps down the street in a jerking motion (The original term came from when people watched bags blowing down the streets when they were bored they used to say "This is wank" shortly followed by "Well thats a bag of wank" at that point the person saying the phrase would then point at the bag.

What a bag of wank or this coffee tastes like a bag of wank

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Bag of wank - meaning

Totally rubbish.absolutly crap.

Oh man that x factor is a bag of wank!

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Bag of wank - definition

Receptacle, usually cheap, containing the spermatozoic issue from onanistic activity. Occasionally the cause of unwanted pregnancy in female garbage collectors who are exposed to its contents and then slip their contaminated fingers into their genital areas.

Quick - let me get rid of my bag of wank before the wife sees it. And hide that fucking magazine as well.

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Bag of wank - slang

Someone/something who is a complete wanker, irritating little tosspot or just generally annoys you.

"John your a complete bag of wank son"

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Bag of wank

somthing that is incredibly crap

shit, this music channels a bag of wank,turn it over!

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