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What is atonement?
The next day after a night of binging and after eventually regaining the agonising sensation of sobriety: the first coherent sentence from their mouths, "I'm never drinking again"
... never once has that vow held it's integrity, consequently forming a vicious cycle of binge drinking and denial for the rest of their hypocritical lives.
Bob: Alright Earl? How's the hangover?
Earl: Aw horrible -- I'm never drinking again.
Bob: ... so I'll see you at the pub tonight? Carl's giving us a lock-in.
Earl: YEAH!
Bob: You really need to stop with the Sober Atonement mate, makes you seem like a pathetic wanker... what would Jesus say?
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Atonement - what is it?
Person 1: hey what middle school did you go to?
Person 2: Atonement Academy
Person 1: what the fuck is that
What does "atonement" mean?
Erection that occurs in synagogue during the high holidays, due to the fact that the services last 9 hours and that Jewish chicksare indeed hot. The best part about this boner is that you can atone for it as you get it.
During Kol Nidre I saw this girl Sarah from elementary school who I wanted to bone even when I was 8. I got a huge atoner boner.
Atonement - what does it mean?
The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.
Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"
Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."
Atonement - meaning
awesome, man with large penis, extremely seductive to women, attractive, hot guy
Mannn I wish I was atone.
Atonement - definition
Toronto slang for an annoying person
Your annoying, you atonic
Atonement - slang
The acceptance to the FACT that ALL MINDS ARE JOINED, AND ALL MINDS ARE HEALD
I literally know everything, but life is STILL hard, probably because I forgot to accept the atonement.
Atonement
Aton, the best friend anyone could ask for. he is extremely loyal and very caring. sometimes has humor that is hard to understand. he will always be there for you when it counts. defends family and friends. when you meet an Aton never lose him... because that would be the worst mistake you could ever make. He has his feminine side at times but that's what makes him relatable to girls.
Omg, my bf is such an Aton
Atonement
The word "bummer" misspelled using T9 word text format on some mobile carriers.
Also as a synonym for the word "bummer" - not cool, lame, "that sucks", etc.
Emily: "Dude! I have a double exam in French tomorrow!"
Justin: "Atones, dude!"
Atonement
Disrespectful brat who makes quick money on the side to get a vainglorious item or for showboating.
Damina: Hey girl, are you driving to Buffalo?
Random coworker: Yes I'm going shopping.
Damina: Can you buy me brand name accessories, i'll give you 500$.
Random coworker: You're being such an Aton!