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What is ass machine?When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole. The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . βJohn slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.β I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. Youβre dog water. ass machine - videoAss machine - what is it?what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly. What does "ass machine" mean?The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off. You fool! Once the Ass Crap Machine is activated it can never be stopped, forever! Ass machine - what does it mean?1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture. 1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand. Ass machine - meaningA bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it. I was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my Ass Machine Gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent Highpowered shit ive ever smelt in my life. Ass machine - definition1. a person who doesnt shut up and is being such an ass that he or she him or herself has to be spewing out soo much ass or bullshit that they are a machine. " god damn john is such an ass machine talking toilet mouth about that hoodrat whore whittnie" |
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