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What is ass burgers?

having a nice, scrumptious, juicy set of ass cheeks.

Kayla: ooooh dat asss!
Laquisha: That boy got dem ohdeee ass burgers yo.

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ass burgers - video


Ass burgers - what is it?

A play on words, and joke version of asperger's syndrome. Used as the title of the South Park episode Ass Burgers, S15 E8.

Nurse Bronski: Why are there hamburgers in your underwear?

Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!

Nurse Bronski: Get out of my office!

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What does "ass burgers" mean?

Ass burger

Attempting to lodge your penis between your legs and placing it in-between your arse crack to give it the appearance of a burger. The penis being the meat and the arse being the buns. This move has become popular at parties and a man that can complete this routine is considered a god... for about 30 seconds until others realize how fucking retarded it is.

'Holy shit! Michael is attempting the ass burger... for the first time.'

'Russel had just completed the ass burger... but then shit himself'

'Candace attempted the ass burger... but stopped when realizing she had no penis'

'After 8 cum shots, Larry helped Dev complete his ass burger routine'

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Ass burgers - what does it mean?

Similar to ass log but the only difference is it comes out in patties instead of log form.

You should see that Ass Burger that horse dropped on the street!

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Ass burgers - meaning

A not-so-good insult for someone with Asperger's Syndrome.

Lucas: Don't be hating, I have Asperger's.

Yoshi: LOL SELF DIAGNOSE MUCH?

Lucas: NOOOOO. I HAVE ASPERGER'S!

Yoshi: MORE LIKE ASS BURGERS! LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

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Ass burgers - definition

The cool way to refer to Asperger's Syndrome, which is the least severe form of autism and makes you a social retard.

Since I have it, I am allowed to be politically incorrect when discussing Ass-burgers.

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Ass burgers - slang

A nasty piece of shit that is stuck between your ass cheeks for over four days.

Dude, you smell like an ass burger.

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Ass burgers

A cheap Mexican insult to people of higher intelligence. Strawberry picking spics coined this term, after being the victims of repetitive rape-both mentally and physically.

Greg: Dude, you got a 15 on your ACT, I got a 36.

Shelifer: Oh yeah!!? Well you have ass burgers!!!

Greg, Adam, Anthony: Wait did you just say ass burgers??!!
*laughter*

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Ass burgers

The common, incorrect NT pronounciation of the autism spectrum disorder Asperger's.

Most people who says ass burgers (fake) don't have a clue about the spelling or the actual condition of Asperger's (real), and many would rather stay that way.

It's a shame, because any idiot can have Ass Burgers, but it takes a selected few from the population to have Asperger's

Fred is ignorant idiot and has Ass Burgers. Thomas is a geeky but gifted genius with Asperger's

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Ass burgers

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by internet-addicted dorks with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure of everything they attempt in real life.

"That Kevin guy said he doesn't have a girlfriend because of his mental problem restricting his social life"

"Nah, the guy's just got ass burgers, the real reason girls won't touch him is because he never bathes and spends all his free time in his mom's basement playing World of Warcraft."

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