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What is arsewank?
Gun loving American. Often owning many. NRA fanatic.
My mate Keith, he's a right Arsewank. He even cuddles his AR-15 when he sleeps at night.
arsewank - video
Arsewank - what is it?
A noun. An arsewank is something that is completely and utterly shit, but not to be used in an argument as the other person will most likely just laugh shitless. It is more as a jokey insult. It is best to be used in alliteration such as:
Autistic Arsewank
Acting Arsewank
Agrippy Arsewank
you fucking arsewank
BAHAHAHAHAHA
What does "arsewank" mean?
An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
Arsewank - what does it mean?
The day we celebrate Keith Arsewank birthday 27 March 2023
Happy Keith Arsewank day
Arsewank - meaning
American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
Arsewank - definition
Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America
That gun nut is a total Keith Arsewank, don't be a Keith
Arsewank - slang
To slide a tiny todger between the butt-cheeks of another man, in the style of failed American politician, racist, gun-loving, homophobic cretin Keith R Swank
Keith R Swank is a right Arsewank
Arsewank
The process of masturbation that involves inserting ones own penis in ones own anus.
It is often used in the same way as the word 'wank', to say that something is bad.
"Music these days is absolute arsewank"
Arsewank
A name for someone who is a general cunt
Oi Karmel you arsewanker