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What is apple chapel?
-noun
1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.
2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.
apple chapel - video
Apple chapel - what is it?
-noun
1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.
2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".
Don't go to the mall. There's 400 nerds waiting to get into the Apple Chapel.
What does "apple chapel" mean?
Apple Chapel is best known to teenagers of the north shore in particular those from Knox Grammar.
Rumor has it that a teacher was coming back from detention when they heard a sound coming from inside the chapel. To their surprise they found two boys with their pants around their ankles and apple sauce in hand.
They say that they licked it of each other and used it as lube.
Needless to say the schools been stuck with the reputation ever since. Many people don't believe this to be true but after the arrest earlier this year.....well who knows.
"Hey did you hear about apple chapel?"
"yer that's nasty stuff"