While your girl would never reach the climax with me that she did with Biggie, I could help her reach an anticlimax, unless that was too much negative energy for her.
Girl- All that shit you were talking trying get laid, and this is what I get, a tiny little flaccid penis? I bet if it did get hard, it would be like three and a half inches. I shoulda called those guys I know to remove one of your kidneys.
Guy- I helped you reach the anticlimax your man couldn't make didn't I? I don't think you should take it for granted!
Girl- There wasn't anything exciting enough to emphasize with an exclamation point.
Reading a exciting book that ends in a really fast and dull way.
Having sex with me.
Friend: "Jennipher is really into you."
You: "Awesome! I've gotta go tell everybody!"
Friend: "No, Jennipher.. with a P and a H, not with an F."
You: "What an anticlimax!"
When a man is on the verge of climax but gets distracted by something important. Instead of ejaculating and shooting something out of his penis, the jerkingrecoil sucks the entirety of existence into his penis.
However, the greatest threat that it poses is not (as is commonly believed) the creation of a black hole, but in fact an 'anticlimax' caused by some frisky physicists simultaneously doing the nasty and discovering the Higgs-Boson particle.
1. (Psychology) - Circumstance of unfulfilled expectation, resulting in disappointment.
2. (Physiology) - An inverted orgasm, where the penis backfires, blasting fizzing molten semen right back up the semeniferous tubules, through the Tubular Bells into the Shatner's Bassoon. Ignorance of anticlimax in Victorian times meant that male pregnancy was poorly understood, with auto-bonked self-pregnant males often suffering scepticism and discrimination.
1. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning - what an anticlimax..."
2. "Had sex with Sarah Palin this morning, causing my pork pilaster to recoil and backfire smash-bang up my Shatner's Bassoon - what an anticlimax!!!"