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What is alton?

Biggest douchebag ever

That guy is such an Alton

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Alton - what is it?

noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.

he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!

He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!

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What does "alton" mean?

The act of getting all ten fingers in any one orifice at the same time.

That chick was so slutty, I gave her Alton.

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Alton - what does it mean?

A very sweet guy who is loving and compassionate. He is very loyal, funny, and smart. He has a beautiful voice when he sings. Is very fast. Has many friends and is kind to everyone. If you say something flirty or mean to his girlfriend, he will chase you until YOU run out of breath. He will comfort you in a crisis. He loves to talk to his friends. He makes time for his Girlfriend, brings her nice gifts, loves her, kisses her on the cheek, compliments her (even though she denies it), and takes care of her.

DIALOGUE:

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Alton.
Person 3: He's really funny and very cute.
Person 2: You should go talk to him!
Person 3: YEAH! GO DO IT!
Person 1 & 3: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
Person 2: FINE!

Person 2: Hey, how's it going? I'm (name)

Alton: Hey, I'm fine. How are you? You look nice. Oh, by the way, I'm Alton.

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Alton - meaning

Alton \a-lton, al-ton\ as a boy's name is pronounced ALL-tun. Jamaican origin. Boys with this name tend to be quite hansdome and endearing. They are strong willed and kind at heart. They tend not to pre-judge because they, themselves, are not insecure. Easy to fall in luv/love with. Therefore, they name may be used to describe someone with these traits.

"Wow, he is so sweet."

"Yeah, he's a total Alton"

"Uh huuuuuuh! That's for sure"

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Alton - definition

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.

"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."

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Alton - slang

im alton and yeah i am cool

look how cool that alton guy is

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Alton

a really cute guy that plays sport and is also a jock

u r cute!

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Alton

a very hott guy!!!

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Alton

a gay person who likes to follow stephen and maddox around because he thinks they are cute

Maddox- "Alton stop following us".
Alton- "But ya'll are super cute and i want to date yall

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