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What is alopecia?
Cash has alopecia
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Alopecia - what is it?
What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.
Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.
What caused it? Pandemic stress.
What does "alopecia" mean?
Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
Alopecia - what does it mean?
Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
Alopecia - meaning
Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!
Alopecia - definition
A skin condition which limits hair growth around the body.
Other side effects include:
Fat.
High Pitched squeal.
Inability to acquire acquaintances.
Random acts of violence on one's self.
An attraction to females who are lacking in age.
Jaime: That boy with alopecia tried to hit on me?!
Erin: Yeah, OMG same, he chased me around a disco last night!
Jaime: Wtf, were only 13.
Alopecia - slang
one of those unnessasary words which come in handy if you run out of real illnesses.
the medical term for the balding of the head
I'm sorry mother, we can't come to the family barbique, Jacks alopecia is very bad right now.
Alopecia
An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.
Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.
Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!
Alopecia
Sendar is stuck with alopecia