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What is alfalfa sprouts?
When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
alfalfa sprouts - video
Alfalfa sprouts - what is it?
1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)
2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.
Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?
Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?
Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!
Chef 2: You’re a fag.
Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!
Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.