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What is alberto?

BIG HUGE SHLONG DICK

Alberto a guy with a BIG DICK

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Alberto - what is it?

A nice boy with a good heart and is very brave boy respects other people

Likes to play games
And is an amazing singer

Alberto is impeccable

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What does "alberto" mean?

The most amazing guy you will ever have the chance to talk to. A guy that is typically of Hispanic/ Mexican decent. Is athletic and very smart. He is loyal and caring when it comes to friends. He is extremely handsome and can play different instruments. Many girls want to be with him. He knows the value of his own greatness. Tends to be self-confident and social. At first he may seem quiet, but once you get to know him, you realize what you have been missing out on. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Getting to know him is an adventure. Seeing him around is breath-taking. Girls are jealous of the girls he talks to. Guys are jealous because he is always surrounded by girls. He rarely has a girlfriend though.

"Hey that guy is so sweet and cute!"
"Yeah, that's Alberto! <3 "

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Alberto - what does it mean?

A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.

Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.

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Alberto - meaning

The best motherfucker you will ever see. Also known as Lil Dawg, this motherfucker got sauce, is a sexy man and can attract any bitch he wants, even your hoe homie. Fuck will him and u gonna get fucked up.

I wish I was Alberto brah.

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Alberto - definition

alberto is a very athletic boy who is smart but dumb at times, he is fine af and knows it. alberto loves soccer but sucks ass at it.

damn alberto is fine af

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Alberto - slang

A guy who is cocky, sarcastic but very intelligent and sweet. He is a bi sexual man who will go after anything that his heart desires. But overall he gets what he wants but what he gets will mostly be a guy or looks like one.

friend 1: have you seen alberto?

friend 2: I think he's giving a BJ to his cousin.

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Alberto

a common piece of shit :)

i like grindcore .....but im a gino bambino :)...alberto

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Alberto

a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.

Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"

Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?

Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"

Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"

Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?

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Alberto

1 crazy and hyper person i have ever met.

my cousin, alberto, mexican/asain is so0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 hyper because of too much sugar!

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