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What is airlock?
An unfortunate phenomenon encountered by men at a public urinal in which it is not possible to pee until the 'airlock' is released by letting out a fart.
This effect and it's negative consequences are often compounded by being in an office environment where letting a big one rip simply isn't an option.
"Greg from HR walked in just as I was about to start pissing, I was so airlocked I had to zip up and go"
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Airlock - what is it?
To use ones scrotum and stretch it over the face of a male or female and cut off the air supply to the nose and mouth.
She said she wanted to lick my balls so I stretched my sack over her face and airlocked her.
What does "airlock" mean?
When two people press their butts together so that their anuses form an air-tight seal, allowing for the transfer of poop and/or furry rodents.
Jill and Josie wanted to poop back and forth forever so they dropped trow and formed an airlock.
Airlock - what does it mean?
Docking with two or more individuals.
During there yearly visit to the Schvitz Ed, Bob and Dave AirLocked in the steam room.
Airlock - meaning
To be extremely drunk and find it very hard to remember most of the night the following day.Often results in stubbling or falling on ones head
'I was so airlocked last night, i cant remember a thing and i have a large cut on my head!'
Airlock - definition
A chamber that links the oxygenated atmosphere of your spaceship with the deathly cold of outer space. Also used to execute people in some cases by opening the inside door, stuffing them inside, closing the inside door, and then opening the outside door. By doing this, the unlucky fellow within the airlock is cast out into outer space to die of suffocation and hypothermia. It is important that the above process is done in the correct order: otherwise, you might accidentally get yourself sucked out of the spaceship along with your victim.
I just ran a few tests on the airlock, we should be good to go.
Oy, laddies! Cyan is a bloody Imposter! Let's chuck 'em out the fecking airlock!
Airlock - slang
The act of inserting multiple penises into all female orifices.
The fellows and I totally airlocked Josh's mom last night.
Airlock
Sexual penetration with man in frontal penetration of woman and another man in rear penetration of same woman.
Hold onto this Ho dennis while I climb on for an airlock.
Airlock
Up the Arse, Up the cunt and in the mouth at the same time. Three guys on one bitch.
Airlock
1. V. To put someone in an airlock, as on a spacecraft, and open the exterior door, releasing them into space. Preferred method of execution of Laura Roslin, President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol.
2. V. Figuratively, to remove someone's capability to respond, as on an Internet forum or game.
1. President Roslin ordered the Cylon prisoner airlocked, as it had become too dangerous to the Fleet alive.
2. The moderators frequently airlock spammers.