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What is air freshener?
A car (usually a mustang, trans-am, or lifted truck) burning rubber down the Main Street or road in any small Canadian town. The smell of burnt rubber lingering in the air is said to make the town "smell better".
The driver is most often seen wearing a salmo dinner jacket.
Wow! That dude just did a two block long Salmo air freshener!
air freshener - video
Air freshener - what is it?
N. a fart left in an elevator for future occupants to enjoy
"phew it stinks in here i think that guy before me left a cincinatti air freshener in the elevator"
What does "air freshener" mean?
A technique used by Plant Managers to divert Regulators from identifying that they are fucking idiots.
Regulator: "I believe that the Management decisions at this plant are suspect and I'm going to investigate this more."
Plant Manager: "Frank (licensing grunt), Hang an Air Freshener....quick!"
Air freshener - what does it mean?
A fart left in an empty elevator for future occupants to experience.
Some smart-ass left a Cincinnati air freshener in the elevator at work this morning. 38 floors I had to go up with that stench.
Air freshener - meaning
1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
Air freshener - definition
Often installed in beat to shit old Cadillacs, sometimes shaped like pine trees. Also featured in some cars are Hi-Tech air filtration units that are installed in the cars in an attempt to filter the fowl stench of the niggers that drive them.
To date however, No Air freshener or Filtration unit has been successful in removing the stench of a nigger! But new technologies are always being tested.
Joe: Man! ... what smells like something died?
Max: It's the car you parked next to, it needs a "Niggermobile Air Freshener" installed!
Air freshener - slang
Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.
Air freshener
Freshener for the air that freshens the air when the air needs to be freshened because the air is un-fresh.
Person: "I want some freshener for the air to freshen the air when my farts make the air stinky and un-fresh. I think I will put air freshener on my shopping list."
Air freshener
Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.
Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...
Air freshener
The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.
Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"
PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT
Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."
(He collapses, dies)