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What is afl?
Sport perfected!
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afl - video
Afl - what is it?
Is an Australian game, the best in the world.
do u wanna play some afl
What does "afl" mean?
i am from america, and i love this sport. the fremantle dockers are the best too. i love it. better than gridiron.
afl is wicked
Afl - what does it mean?
The only people who don't like AFL is asshole Sydney people and Queensland and the only thing good about Queensland is Sufers Paridise.
Afl games can get up towards 100,000 people yet a Rugby League game, if there lucky get 10,000.
Afl is an Australian sport and if you don't like it, you're un-australian.
Fuck you Sydney, Melbounre rocks!!!!
Sydney person: Rugby is so much better than Afl.
Melbounre Person: Rugby can suck my balls you asshole. Afl Rocks.
Afl - meaning
36 grown men wrestling in the mud whilst wearing short shorts. There are 73 balls in play.
They are cheered on by drunken homosexuals and perverted old women.
"AFL is the male version of hot oil wrestling."
Afl - definition
the gayest sport in the world where men with short shorts run around and kick a red ball between 4 posts. inferior to rugby league which is played globally. GayFL is wat AFL is called in sydney, australia. Afl is only played in shitty cities of melbourne, adelaide and perth. Go Wests Tigers
You: u watch the afl
me: nar i dont watch shit
You: swans got up by 31 points
me: who are the swans?
Afl - slang
A game only recognised in that state called victoria which is the only sport that rewards useless pricks for missing a goal, who can't make it at rugby because they lack the skill, passion, spirit and masculinity that other sports around the world posess.
Kick and giggle.
catch and clap.
aerial ping pong.
fags r' us
Afl
The poofiest sport in Australia were if you throw a punch, your contract will be terminated
The great aussie game my arse
Afl
AFL - acronym for Australian Football League, the governing body of Australian Rules Football.
Australian Rules Football is a regionally stunted game played primarily for and by rampant non-heterosexuals in the Southern States of Australia. The AFL is a conglomeration of blind lepers who have unnerving control over the sporting minds of ½ the population.
The game itself begins when two teams of 18 limp-wristed nancy boys run onto an oval through a 40 foot high banner made of toilet paper which has messages of love from their fans painted in it in various shades of lipstick. Running though the banner is the zenith of anyone's Australian Rules Football experience.
Prior to the game's commencement but after the "running of the banner" each side gathers in a group and runs around the oval to warm up. This is commonly known as a "melee" and is the first of many over the approximately 120 minutes the game takes.
Once the game starts at the sound of a hooter that would arouse a Moose, the ball (similar to a Gridiron ball, but less heterosexual) is bounced by a prat in a dangerously loud shirt called the "umpy". The main vocation of the umpy is to spend the game listening to 40,000 lispers calling out "ball". Most umpys are thankful that the word "ball" has no S in it.
From the first bounce until the end of the game there is a 100 minute game consisting of the aforementioned 36 men attempting to do things to each other that would be considered outrageous at a Mexican Donkey Show.
Scores are earned by kicking the ball between 4 posts at either end of the ground, yes 4. A player earns 6 points (a goal) for kicking the ball between the two highest posts in the centre of the 4 posts, and he scores 1 point (a behind) for missing the big posts but still managing to not miss all the posts.
Talent and co-ordination are not requirements to play Australian Rules Football. It is slightly tougher than Draughts but a smidgeon under Backgammon in toughness.
It is a game adored by 1/2 the country and hated by the other half. The collective IQ of the former is 12.
Hate Australian Rules Football even if you've never seen a game, it saves time later on.
I'm not a homosexual but I once AFL'd a guy who is.
Afl
Its a confused idea of soccer, football...and mad men running in porno shorts
"...they get free kicks for pushing in the back, but when they take marks they can jump on ppls backs. I'll never learn all the AFL rules"
"Its a confused idea of soccer, football...and mad men running in porno shorts"