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What is abandon Ship?
What happens when Tiesto, Basshunter and Armin Van Buuren ask Cher to join their new band, Emmure.
Actual members are:
Angelo Aita - screams/growls
Martin Broda - clean vocals
Sebastian Cassisi-Nunez - synths & keyboards
Daniel Ciccotelli - lead guitar
Chris Taylor - drums
Hailing from Toronto, currnetly signed to Rise. Music generally consists of auto-tuned choruses, gated/distorted screams, power chords and electronic breakdowns with arpeggiated synth leads. So far they've released 2 albums on Rise: Geeving (2010) and Infamous (2012).
Some good songs IMO: Megawacko 2.1, Take One Last Breath, Less Than Love, American Holocaust, Bro My God
Most people judge Abandon All Ships for their excessive use of auto-tune, "bad" screaming (they'd know) and techno-ish breakdowns, but i personally like their music.
abandon Ship - video
Abandon Ship - what is it?
When your chances with a girl go from 0.00001% to 0%, and there is no hope of her liking you back.
Person 1 “Bud I think that chick likes some other dude”
Person 2 “What should I text her?”
Person 1 “ Time to abandon ship”
Person 2 Gets blocked by her.
What does "abandon Ship" mean?
You are having sex and just before you are about to bust a nut, you pull out your pee pee from the nice tight vagina and try to stick it in her mouth... Surprised, she says hell no and you clench your penis hard and yell ABANDON SHIP!!! Then you bust your nut all over her belly and wonder why she wouldn't let you stick your johnny inside her mouth...
The definition explains it all... Abandon SHIP
Abandon Ship - what does it mean?
the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?
HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship
SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?
HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
Abandon Ship - meaning
Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
“You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
Abandon Ship - definition
a horribly wrong relationship, in which one of the people involved should get out very soon
"I sat by Stacy in art class today. Did you see her new bf? He's a big dude brah, who listens to terrible music. He said he didn't like arcade fire, in his ironic gangsta talk."
"That's not a relationship, that's an abandon-ship."
Abandon Ship - slang
when the girl is on top and the guy is about to come and they're having unprotected sex.
"ohhh i feel like coming, ABANDON SHIP!"
{girl jumps off}
Abandon Ship
when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.
i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.