Definder - what does the word mean?

What is a night owl?

Sneak attack sex in the middle of the night. The gentleman caller holds the female's face down by placing his palms squarely over her eye sockets resulting in two black eyes.

"Lauren was sleeping but I was feeling frisky so I woke her up with an Alabama Night Owl. She had black eyes for a week!"

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a night owl - video


A night owl - what is it?

A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.

Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.

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What does "a night owl" mean?

A person within a social community of day sleepers who frequently stays awake well into the morning hours.

Man johnny is such a japanese night owl. He stays up until like 11 am.

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A night owl - what does it mean?

A girl you sleep with that you don't want your friends to know about. Typically some easy girl you meet at a bar or party that is willing to sleep with you A.S.A.P.

"When is the last time you've gotten laid?"
"Last weekend with some night owl I met at the bar."

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A night owl - meaning

A meth user that stays on the pourch all night at a the meth house, watching everything, usually a paranoid tweaker.

look at all those gackulas on the pourch, damm night owl

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A night owl - definition

A person in your vacation group who spends the nights out and about. They party hard at night and sleep during the day.

Craig is oir night owl. He never wakes before happy hour and spends his nights clubbing or bar hopping.

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A night owl - slang

Turning a late night to an early morning in the company of friends where time becomes relative.

Boy: lets go night owling!
Girl: Yeah lets! The beach?

Boy: A bon fire?
Girl: Ill get the wood!

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A night owl

People who are assumed to be lazy and/or procrastinators. However, they are the masterminds of Earth.

My Supporting Reasons:
~ Peace and quiet to focus (everyone else is asleep).
~ For all my fellow antisocial homies, no human interactions for hours! WOO HOO!
~ No distractions (i.e. media notifications, sunshine, good weather, people, sounds, etc)
~ More time to enjoy the daytime. Doing hobbies, talking to people, and just acting like a normal human beings in general!
~ Not having someone constantly peeking over your shoulder (that is, if you live with people).

In conclusion, Night owls are frickin' geniuses and deserve more credit than they are given. FYI, I'm writing this definition @3:54 A.M.

Person A: You look tired.
Person B: I am.
Person A: What time did you sleep last night?

Person B: I didn't.
Person A: Damn... you're officially a night owl.
Person B: THANK YOU! WHAT AN HONOUR! :D

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A night owl

someone who tends to stay up late into the night

Most kids these days are night owls. They sleep at wee hours of the morning and get up late in the day.

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A night owl

someone who stays up at night; someone who works at night.

My roommate is a night owl and usually reads until 5:00 A.M. A few night owls stayed at the café all night long.

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