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What is Zucchini?

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

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Zucchini - video


Zucchini - what is it?

To be beyond the level of "Blasted" when refering to being high.

*takes hit off third bowl*
"Dude im fucked up"
......
"Duudee your zucchinied"

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What does "Zucchini" mean?

To be beyond the level of high that is catagorized as "Blasted".

*takes hit off 3rd bowl*
"Dude im really really fucked up"
.......
" Dude your Zucchinied"

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Zucchini - what does it mean?

It looks like a long green penis.

Bob's Zucchini is rotting.

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Zucchini - meaning

A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.

Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.

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Zucchini - definition

When one homosexual guy cums on another homosexual guys penis, thus giving it a natural lube that is creamy with a sticky texture, just like a zucchini

Last night got a little experimental. Joey and I got drunk and he zucchinied my weenie and then we did it in the dog's bed. It felt surprisingly good.

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Zucchini - slang

The act of taking any form of flexible storage (bag, pencil case etc.), taking everything out, turning the bag inside out, and putting everything back

"Yeah, I zucchinied his bag"
"What are you gonna do? Zucchini my bag?"

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Zucchini

In the italian speaking part of switzerland, a ironic way to describe the german speaking swiss.
Characterized by strange outfits, backpacking addiction and bizarre food habits.

Hey, Look at those zucchini with sandals and socks!

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Zucchini

Cousin of eggplant, more possible to eat.

Eat the zucchini lasagna or else

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Zucchini

An arbitrarily chosen word used to refer to relationships with strong emotional bonds that fall outside of the typical romantic relationship but are more than just friendship.

"Are you guys dating!?"
"No, we're zucchinis."

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