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What is You smoke, you croak?
A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.
You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"
Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."
Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"
Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."
Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)
You smoke, you croak - video
