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What is Yerba Mate?
The substance deviously known as the large deposits of water on the highway roads, found either during, or subsequent to a rainstorm. These deposits spew out from beneath the vehicle and from the sides of 99% of automobiles driving through them. They spray to the side, soaking cars, grass and telephone poles alike.
Bobby: Hey dude, turn the radio up, there's some Van Halen on 101.1
Colin: Sick, I love this-
Bobby: Aw shit, I just sprayed some yerba mate all over my car!
Yerba Mate - video
Yerba Mate - what is it?
a dank green tea smuggled from south america to new jersey. hot water is poured several times on loose tea, and drank through a straw called a bombilla. usually the cup is a gourd.
rituals include staying up for several nights, painting, and playing music, dismantling the town's light tower, spray painting, playing bluegrass, and smoking a blunt while drinking the tea behind sevies and thrift shops.
yo i'm all matted out, lets face climb your house kid!
-yerba mate
What does "Yerba Mate" mean?
Used to point out when somebody is dancing way too fast for the given music, most likely, though not necessarily, due to the influence of drugs.
Person A, "Radiohead is playing a slow song, but that chick is dancing like it's some DJ Hype DnB."
Person B, "Yerba mate."
Yerba Mate - what does it mean?
South American Green Tea - quickly becoming a big thingy in the State's, some say its growing because of the slammin effects (better than coffee)and the health stuff, but I think it's because it's taken with hot water through a pipe looking bombilla and gourd that looks like a green tea bong.
"Yo what it that? It looks like a ganga juice and a pipe"
"Nombre, it's Argentine, I'm off the beans and I'm drinking 'mate' cause it's got antioxidants"
See pics: www.miyerbamate.com
Yerba Mate - meaning
Basically just caffeinated tea but for dumbasses.
“ Ey have you tried Yerba Mate before, it’s really good”
“ Shutup”
Yerba Mate - definition
The Argentinian weed that gives an uplifting effect and is drinked with hot poured water and the help of a bombilla
Person 1: Let's get high men!
Person 2: Ok dude, let's drink yerba mate