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What is Yard apes?
A man who brings out his dominant rage on the world by playing sports, drinking beers with the fellows, sratching himself when ever he wants and enjoying a good cigar!!!
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Those yard apes love to play flag football, softball, darts, horseshoes, basketball, surfing and drink beers every Tuesday night!!
Yard apes - video
Yard apes - what is it?
A yard ape is similar to a porch monkey in that both are niggers and dumber than shit. The difference is that a Yard Ape is attatched to enough chain that it allows them to get off the porch and get in the yard, usually to shit.
Did you go by Bill's house today ? He's got himself a big ol' Yard Ape sitting under his tree.
What does "Yard apes" mean?
1. Inbreed white "trash" species of the human race, not specifically human that sit in lawn chairs outside their trailer homes with no more then 3 teeth in their mouth and drink Budweisers in Coozies.
I don't like going through Park Place trailer park. All those yard apes stare at me all jealous like.
Yard apes - what does it mean?
an idiividual who spends his time toiling in the hot sun...usually chasin a lawnmower or runnin some hedge trimmers. He will aspire to get on the riding mower and even make a decent wage someday, however due to his uninspired and typically dull intellect, he will remain low man on the totem pole and traditionally die an early death...motorcycle accident or cirrhosis is common!!
At enviromow we had nuttin but yard apes and had to toss in the towel after four of em kicked the bucket!
Yard apes - meaning
military personnel of no tactical importance without rank and valid responsibility
Don't use the leaf blower on the parade square round up those yard apes standing beside the holding platoon building.
Yard apes - definition
The failed wannabe truck driver who works around the "yard" at a trucking or freight company moving tractors and trailers around and/or washing them for minimum wage or less. A fool who cant pass his CDL tests.
I curb stomped the yard ape over at JB Hunt cuz he smeared my windshield and left cheetos stains on my steering wheel.
Yard apes - slang
A small child, roughly between the ages of 2 and 8 years, who hangs out in a back yard, usually white, usually male and usually suburban.
This was the definition used extinsively in magazine advertisements and television shows, especially comedy, during the 1980's and 90's
"Heavens to burgitroid, what is that detestable little yard ape doing in my movie? He's ruining it!
- Sir Boris von Orloff,
Eerie Indiana
from the episode "America's Scariest Home Video (a.k.a. Scariest Home Videos)"
Air Date
Sunday October 20, 1991
Yard apes
An employee of a big-box-store who is too dumb to sort lumber.
Don't let those yard apes load your 2 x 4 s cause they will stick you with garbage.
Yard apes
A child between the ages of 3-12 years. Known for their loud noises and boisterous activity.
The upstairs neighbors were reported to the landlord for allowing their yard ape and his friends to play soccer indoors.
Yard apes
A slang term used for unruly children.
Omagawd! Here comes the neighbor's yard apes!!