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What is White Claw?
When a normally mild-mannered soccer mom has a rare night without a game, she may tend to throw down a handful or two of the eponymous hard sodas, thereby exhibiting atypical behavior. Commonly in the form of erotic folk dancing, burping contests or firing on step dads.
"Dood! Did you see Tyler's mom at the block party last night? All dancing in the cul-de-sac and shit. Where did she even get that tambourine? Totally White Clawed up."
White Claw - video
White Claw - what is it?
n. Your cum-covered right hand as you left-hand navigate the internet after you climax and close your porn browser, but are too lazy to move.
Sweating slightly, Scinju shamefully hunched over his faptop with a sticky white claw. He was caught between the desire to continue surfing social media and the knowledge that he needed to move before his legs fell asleep. He wouldn't want his roommate to walk in on him in this truly compromised position, unable to escape due to the pins and needles.
What does "White Claw" mean?
A legendary set of three waves that travel across oceans, with gnarly crests that combine to create a mondo wave to end all waves. It’s a thing of radical beauty, but don’t try surfing it unless you want crisp sea spray to the face.
Dude: Bro! Did you see J Last week?
Bro: Naw, what up doh?
Dude: Bro, he ate it trying to ride that white claw!
White Claw - what does it mean?
A drink commonly consumed by blonde teenage white girls, most of which are single. It's just alcoholic seltzer.
That girl drinking white claw last week is hot af and luckily she's not taken.
White Claw - meaning
Legendary white claw waves travel in sets of threes across oceans. When their gnarly crests combine, the result is one mondo wave. It’s a thing of epic beauty, but try to rip it and you’ll wipeout for sure.
Man, I keep telling these noobs not to mess with that white claw. They ain't built for that life!
White Claw - definition
4 Loko for people who think it's comparable to 4 Loko
I got whitegirl wasted on White Claw last night!
White Claw - slang
The hot girl drink for a hot girl summer. If it's not white a claw-k, it's never.
Omg Brittany WHO THE FUCK drank the last white claw before I got to pose with it for an insta pic?! I'm gonna fuck ur boyfriend.
White Claw
A basic white bitch drink. That’s all I have to say.
Britney- bitch can I get a whiteclaw?
Mellissa- damn girl you know it! White Claw is the shit!
The white dude that is just standing there- (I’m very concerned)(and they some basic white bitches)
White Claw
A drink, that tastes like a REALLY good drink, that was completely drank. Then, in the same glass, was filled with sparkling water. Resulting in a drink, that has a tiny hint of a good drink.
“Hey Kyle, can you hand me that glass I used for my fruit punch? I want to pour some sparkling water in it, and make a white claw.
White Claw
The ultimate alcoholic party drink that emerged in 2019. White claw has become the new addiction to underage kids and college students for being so low in calories. Drank most commonly by white boys who’s fathers are lawyers.
“Ay bro, there’s no laws when you’re drinking claws!” - Chad
“Duh, white claw is the shit!” -John