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What is Whitaker?
(verb) Succeeding at any given task while under the heavy influence of narcotics.
Derived from the actions of Whip Whitaker, the character from the movie Flight, who was able to do a barrel roll in a commercial airplane that had mechanical failures and save the lives of almost every passenger on board, while drunk and high off coke.
Aidan: How did you manage to bag all those super fly girls after downing a fifth of whiskey, do 4 lines, and hitting a blunt?
Eric: I whip whitakered that shit.
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Whitaker - what is it?
A sexual act in which you poo on your girlfriend's face, and rub it in with you penis until she resembles a Black Face actor. Then you shoot at point blank range a dick rocket into her left eye, making her squint - and then you put a gun to her head and yell, "Say you're Forrest Whitaker! And it better sound exactly like him or so help me God I'll fucking blow your doody stained head right off!!!"
Frank: How did everything go with Angela last night?
Dan: It was going pretty awful until I gave her The Forrest Whitaker.
Frank: Oh man, Score! Was it spot on?
Dave: No, and that's why I had to kill her.
Frank: Well, there's always tomorrow. Cheer up.
What does "Whitaker" mean?
Plays Fall Guys & Brawlhalla Non-Stop all day and does "Funny stuff" to his cat Tazzy.
"Yo, I was in a party with Joseph Whitaker last night, he wouldn't stop playing Fall Guys.
Whitaker - what does it mean?
a micro penis, almost to small to see with the naked eye.
sarah said anthony had a whitaker cock
Whitaker - meaning
A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
Whitaker - definition
A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.
Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."
Whitaker - slang
(Verb): To make a fool of oneself in such a way as to induce laughter on both sides
During my deposition, I pulled a Whitaker and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed. Later I was sent to prison.
Whitaker
An annoying bitch, usually in the form of a school teacher.
Whom everyone secretly hates.
What a Whitaker! BITCH!
Whitaker
It is the act of bringing your crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;
I put a Whitaker at the head of the justice department.
Whitaker
An awful sexual act preformed with a man and women involving multiple male ejaculations and female "reemings".
Man that girl is so kinky, she let me do a whitaker on her. i reemed her in the cornhole until she craped and fed it to her in one part of the whitaker