What is Westgate Syndrome?

A guy is said to have 'Westgate Syndrome' if he has a much larger than average penis. This 'disability' does have it's disadvantages:

1. Sometimes scares women.
2. Makes your friends jelious.
3. Causes you to walk with a limp.
4. Even a semi lob-on will sometimes cause you to faint.
5. Destroys axe-wounds.