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What is West Chester, PA?
its time to take a stand for those of us who dont know what burberry is. for those of us who drink jacquins and crown russe and not grey goose (bankers and natty too). for those of us who dont pop the collars of our lacoste polos (what the hell is that? ) this is for those of us who have never been to the king of prussia mall. the chesterians who rove around in ford tauruses, not rovers. this is to point out that there is no proof that girls are any hotter in west chester than anywhere else (though paisley begs to differ). no comment on whether girls drive an hour to king of prussia to get coach bags, as i am not a girl. also, i dont know if any of them will join sorostitutes, sororities maybe. chester county not born but raised and i swear that we are not like that.
its time to take back west chester.
andrews taking a stand against flamers who try to say what west chester is, but only go to college here and aint born n raised - nah mean pussies?
West Chester, PA - video
West Chester, PA - what is it?
West Chester,PA...hmm let me think. To all those whose collars looking like wings have finally come down for landing, West Chester is a place where it is thought to be exceptable to use words suchas; rad,tubular,hollister,abrecrombie, and the worst of all TIN TOKER. Well while spednind my 4 years at East High School I made sure I avoided such homo's. The Class ahead of us was the last of a dying breed, and nearly hit extinction in my senior year. I really noticed this at our Mr. East contest when the only fag (homosexual) received the loudest appluase. What the hell is wrong with a town where its looked at as cool to take it in the poop shoot? Doesn't anyone remember the overzized M&M stuffing his face with saltines? Now that's somthing to make a town proud, but that's just my opinion. Anyway if you want the real side of West Chester its a click I claim of a bunch of ruthless Don's from the corrupted clip mafia to the stunning hott beis all the way to a Don Juan by the allias of Lance Delpot. This is the true West Chester a bunch of L burning money chasing natty guzzling pimps who will go from coast to coast showing you a good time. Now business... And I'm not talking about having your tiffanys and G-Q in the nearby malls, I'm talkin about a local headshop called Frolic where the best of the best as far as glass is sold. In west chester we notify each other of DUI stops as we drive by them drunk on the other side of the street laughin. Cause see we run the streets not only sober, but also drunk. Local beer distributors have gotten to the point where they dont even card because they know underaged kids will get their fix either way. Kegs are commonly consumed in large amounts, followed by heavy blazin of L's, bubbs, and bongs of all sorts.
One largely known fact of west chester is that it is the birthplace of shows such as jackass and other bullshit but what were really known for is our excellent play with the ball. And no I'm not talking about the wanna-be ballas who take their game to the borough and look like fools I'm talkin about a little thing called Beer Pong. Known worldwide we will put more cups in your face then a local titty bar, and were not nice about it, the common phrase after each shot sounds somewhat like drink it bitch, ill shit on your chest and piss in your mouth, followed by extensive brushin off of the shoulder and continued shit talking.I mean I'm not afraid of much but if I were to step to someone and found out they were from West Chester I'd back down due to the outragous quickness of the steel that we posess. And plainly put, we epitomize the phrase that men and boys wanna toss our salads and women want the rod in every single hole. If you disagree with any of the above, that you know maybe this isnt how you see west chester, then put down your casual beer, and stop your stories of the one time you tried pot in middle school and suck on my fuckin nut.
"Doggy I'm out here smoking weed, speeding, running red lights up in West Chester, PA. We untouchable
What does "West Chester, PA" mean?
A college town in Southwest Pennsylvania and the county seat of Chester County. Home to Bam Margera of Jackass and Viva La Bam, much Jackass footage has been shot there. Matthew McGrory, the actor also known as "Big Foot" on the Howard Stern Show also from West Chester.
I wuz gonna go down to West Chester and try to jump my bike over a flaming pile of cow turds for Bam but I couldn't find his place.
West Chester, PA - what does it mean?
AKA dub c...for all those morons who think this is jus a wealthy rich town its not...take a trip down matlack, or by the beer mill, see if ya don get jumped. I rep the dub c til i die, we got da one town where our breathalizer alcohol count is higer than our gpa. West goshen to westtown to the heart of the dub, i got love. we run every city up to philly.
ill crack u in the face when u diss my town...dub c
West Chester, PA - meaning
to the fag that did #8: i bet you were a fukin nerd at shanahan
cause you sound like a duesch bag
West Chester, PA - definition
Aka Dub C. The majority of the teenage population spends most of their time smacking ass, getting high, or consuming Bankers Club. If all else fails, time can always be spent hating Michael. Oh fo ril?
Yo man, you wanna get high man?
Not now, not while i'm hating Michael.
West Chester, PA - slang
one of the top 50 wealthiest counties in the NE. a suburb south of philadelphia. home of mtv's jackass & viva la bam & longwood gardens. you'll fit right in with a SUV, membership at the dupont country club, & a lacoste polo (collar popped). the only place where girls will drive an hour to the king of prussia mall just to pick up the latest coach bag or to hit the abercrombie. weekends consist of clubbing in philly, getting wasted on daddy's grey goose in a lavish basement (hot tub, open bar, & theater), or driving to a beach house on the delaware shore.the girls are hot. don't come with less than a 3car garage wit a escalade in it and some titanium gold clubs, your parents probably work for dupont & you'll probably end up in a frat or sorostitute at penn state main, jmu, gwu, uva, or nyu. rock the burberry plaid and trick daddy cuz thats how we roll
"wessst chessster is the bessst chessster" - the drunk girl's call
"we're not cocky, we're just better than you!"
"chester born and raised"
"i'm rich bitch"
West Chester, PA
a place where you understand why people around there create shows like "jackass"
"i'm bored...let's go to w.c. and try to get on jackass..."
West Chester, PA
for those who live in the actual town.
west chester is home to jackass, viva la bam and fairmans. A place where you can be frequently spotted holding a fennario's coffe cup or having brunch at penn's table. You go to the exton mall in your resonably priced car and shop whereever the clothes that fit you. One of your family members has probably lived in west chester their whole life, and graduated from henderson or east. Your not afraid to hang out in wendy's parking lots or get drunk on naty in the basement.
i live in west chester, pa.
West Chester, PA
I don't even like doing these things, but someone has to step up, you grow up in West Chester doing anything any normal elementary schooler does, when you get to middle school, if you're cool, you rolin up to ice line, all the middle school hotties get down there, if not, maybe some movies or bowling, if your really pimp, your chillen with a couple girls, hoping to maybe get a "french kiss" or if your lucky, touch a boob. if your a loser, your still at home with popcorn and soda, enjoying T.J.I.F. High School, you get there, freshman year is usually when kids start getting hooked on pot, the kids with older siblings get that reefer itch quicker, while the rest are still skeptical, but catch up usually by the end of sophomore year. You take your first G-bong, and of course you're paralyzed, but you love it. Yea you drink your freshman year, but it's harder than getting pot, cause older kids don't wanna be havin there runners make beer runs for freshman, but they'll get you pot because they know your still young and dumb enough to pay mad loot for nugs. Sophomore to junior year starts becoming more fun. You stop going to the beach with your family and start going more with friends, you soon discover your new best friend, Natty to those who rein in West Chester (especially the Alcoholics) or if you prefer Natural Ice/Light and you stop mixing all sorts of different liquors that shouldn't have been mixing that you've been stealing from your parents. you still love g-bongs though. g-bongs are an accessory of West Chester. And if your a fag, (you know who you are) you still go to wendy's to hang out, and if you're one of the bad ones, you call it the "Wendy's Crew." Senior year, You're doin in right, your cursing the high school your at, "can't wait to get the fuck out of West Chester." if you're an Alcoholic, you're getting drunk before school at this point, and your entire school week (4 days at most cause your skipping at least one of those, usually Wednesday to break your week up nicely). You're drinking it up with your friends on Tuesday nights playing Texas Hold 'em, and when your in school, your obviously not thinking about school, just that weekend, when you can't wait to go to your friends pimped out house, where you party in his seemingly made-for-party basement, but don't forget, basement door entry is key. And G-bongs have now advanced into creamies, collosals, milkies, your preference of word choice, but you all know what i'm saying. You graduate, excited as shit to get out of West Chester, get wasted and go to the beach all summer long. You go to college and realize that no mother fuckers party like we party in West Chester. You can't decide if you really miss West Chester, or if its just the people in the town that make it what it is, but either way you miss it. Early college years you either got a fake or someone's brother is a bouncer at Kildairs and hooks it up. Later college, you can legitimately get in to bars, but you still dont go that much because your still a broke college kid none the less. Thats West Chester. Yea, Jackass originated here, the Dunn's are cool as shit, everyone loves Raab, but guess what... 90% of us, can't fuckin stand Bam! Yea I said it. That is West Chester. Oh yea, and by the way, only Deuschebags call it Dub-C. take pride in your, my, our fuckin town. West Chester, where that Natty always flows
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