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What is Walrus?

John Lennon

"I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob!" -John Lennon

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Walrus - meme gif

Walrus meme gif

Walrus - video


Walrus - what is it?

Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.

Hey, what's that coming towards us?

OH SHIT! IT'S A WALRUS!

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What does "Walrus" mean?

You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.

Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.

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Walrus - what does it mean?

The awkward unnamed part of the face above the lip and below the nose that extends downward, in a way that a walrus mustache would.

I really wish I had a splashguard for my Nalgene because every time I drink from it, I spill water down my walrus. -JPhil

My splashguard fell in my Nalgene and I had to drink the water without it, resulting in my walrus being soaked. But the splashguard was like a prize.

You have water on your walrus.

My walrus itches.

Does Sharky have a walrus?

I wanted to go geocaching, but I had to clean my walrus first.

I really wish my walrus wasn't so sunburnt.

Are you questioning my walrus?

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Walrus - meaning

The flacid nipple of a woman's breast.

MJ: Dude, my nipples are flaccid.
MN: Look at dat walrus!

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Walrus - definition

1) A large mammal with the second largest penis in the world. Spends most of its time in the ocean or sunning itself

2) Human known to wake up making incoherent sounds mixed with scratching of chest hair to atract potential mates

- "Did you see that walrus!"
- "How could I not...he took up the whole couch!"

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Walrus - slang

walrus is a term to express how you feel about another, the case is normally in a bad way. It is also an animal known as the Odobenus.

Somebody: Walrus
Other Person: how dare you

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Walrus

You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom.

P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team.

Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.

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Walrus

the magical act of sucking two penises at a time, giving the image of a walruses tusks

hahaha i bet Janson will go home and walrus with his ugly ass dogs

Trey, go and walrus

Anthony triple walrused in a gay porn video

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Walrus

To put two dildos in one's mouth and penetrate someone's anus.

I just did the walrus on Timmy last night.

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