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What is Wags?

Skipping part or all of a day at school.
Often to go smoke or do drugs.
Usually punished quite heavily by schools e.g 2 after school detentions for every period wagged.

"How'd ya get so many dets?"
"For wagging a whole day!"

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Wags - what is it?

(abbv: wives and girlfriends)

A selection of overpublicised, vacuous anorexics found lurking at football matches, easily distinguised by their orange skin tone and high body plastic index, ostensibly present for the purpose of pleasuring the England football team, but in reality with the intention of being photographed obtaining fashion advice from chief WAG Mrs. Beckham in the hope that this will lead to a future appearance on "celebrity love island".

See also: chavette

According to HELLO!, Sheryl Tweedy is next in line to the WAG throne, having raised herself in the glamour stakes by surving entirely on a diet of watercress and having twelve indonesian child workers beaten to death over the production of her wedding dress.

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What does "Wags" mean?

An acronym for Wives and Girlfriends coined by the British media during the 2006 World Cup in reference to the their better halves of the England football squad - a group who provided an alternative source of entertainment whilst their HABS (husbands and boyfriends) bored us to death in the group stages.

As acronyms go, WAGS is not bad. It could have been something worse, some sort of rhyming slang.

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Wags - what does it mean?

Wagging is slang for cutting school etc

oh no ***** and **** are wagging again

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Wags - meaning

someone who doesn't go somewhere they should to do something they want

she wagged English and Science just to go in his car

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Wags - definition

To ditch an event or school
"Hey Damo,what did you do on Tuesday?"
"I fucken wagged school because i'm a real Aussie cunt"
"Hey maybe you shouldn't wag school"
"HEY SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH BEFORE I MAKE YOU.Wagging is what a true aussie does,unlike you Clancy"

"Wagging is what a dipshit bogan does because he hates school,and i'm a dipshit bogan that hates school"

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Wags - slang

Used to describe people with enormously large heads

His wags is blocking the sun.

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Wags

An overly intoxicated, exceedingly boisterous, flamboyant individual who can be found roaming the streets and disrupting various social events in Salem, VA. Easily identified by constant and unnecessary male groping accompanied with clear homosexual tendencies. Should be considered extremely harmless, yet incredibly obnoxious.

Dude, stop acting like that; you're being a total Wags.

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Wags

A definitive source for the annihilation of asshattery around the world, one designated Wags would be the first and foremost defender of truth, justice, and heterosexuality.

Weapons include bats, a huge cock with which Wags will slap asshats and fuckheads, and fists with which to beat bitches. Generally he/she will be monogamous but with a partner who will generally do their bidding in every way, sexually.

Due to these defining characteristics, Wags (plural) have achieved high levels of respect throughout the world.

Visitor: Dude I just heard about your accident! What happened?!
Hospital Patient: I tried to fuck with Wags, man. I'm never trying that shit again.
Visitor: You're an asshat. (turns off respirator)

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Wags

a complete douchebag who will go out of his way to make your life miserable; a very odd person;one who is a dick

Man don't talk to that guy, he's such a wags. douche bag asshole loser

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