Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Voldemort's?

An indirect way of saying to your mates that you want to sit on a lads face. Basically he is so fit that you would sit on his face and make him look like Voldemort - he'd have no nose left by the time you were finished.

"I'm going to Voldemort him tonight"

"I would Voldemort him all over!"

"There is going to be some Voldemorting taking place tonight!"

"Mate, the things I would do to Voldemort him"

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Voldemort's - what is it?

A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.

noseless voldemort

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What does "Voldemort's" mean?

of the tall pale and handsome variety, notorious gang-leader out of lil' hangleton, born "tom riddle." packing a 13 and half incher, yew wood, phoenix core. gang sign the serpent and skull. will not hesitate to bust a cap.

is Lord Voldemort gonna have to choke a bitch?

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Voldemort's - what does it mean?

A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle

Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.

Voldemort is one evil son of bitch

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Voldemort's - meaning

A masochistic maniac who resorts to killing people in order to accomplish his task of finding immortality. His twin brother appears in Pan's Labrynth as the weird dude who eats kids. These two are from a pretty fucking messed up family.

Homo sapien 1: Voldemort is a really nasty piece of work.
Homo sapien 2: Wait until you see his brother.

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Voldemort's - definition

A.K.A. The Dark Lord, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, You-Know-Who, Tom Marvello Riddle.

A kinda evil guy that used to be fit but now is all weird and skeleton-y and has no nose.

Wow, I bet Voldemort would have looked great about 50 years ago when he had a nose.

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Voldemort's - slang

After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.

Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.

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Voldemort's

Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.

2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.

"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.

"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em

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Voldemort's

YOU DARE SAY HIS NAME!?!?!?

'you mean...Voldemort?'

:ooo

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Voldemort's

When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.

Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.

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