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What is Voldemorting?
After a bad breakup, a person's ex 'who shall not be named'.
Dude, bro. I saw Voldemort at the club last night and she was grinding on all these dudes.
Voldemorting - meme gif
Voldemorting - video
Voldemorting - what is it?
Voldemort
verb
1. the sexual act involving the expulsion of ejaculatory in the shape of a lightning bolt onto the forehead of the beneficiary then killing their parents immediately afterward.
2. jizzing a lightning bolt on the forehead of someone, killing her parents then running away.
"Yo Ian, I just voldemorted some ho, now I gotta get to mexico", Laughed Ryan. "That's the fourth girl you voldemorted this week, don't expect a second date", retorted Ian.
"Now Voldemort that ho!" Solja Boy Tell 'Em
What does "Voldemorting" mean?
'you mean...Voldemort?'
:ooo
Voldemorting - what does it mean?
When one, or preferably many, muggles dressed as Lord Voldemort simultaneously reign terror at an event and sufficiently disturb the peace of said event. Any form of Voldemort is fair game. Voldemorts are often found screaming unforgiveable curses (especially crucio) at women, children, and mudbloods.
Six of my buddies and I were voldemorting the shit out of my cousin's wedding last weekend. Poor bride's maids didn't stand a chance against my cruciatus curse, and I think Tom Riddle may have killed that adorable ring bearer.
Voldemorting - meaning
When you bite off her nose during sex, then cum in the hole
Dude, I was Voldemorting my girl last night and she TOTALLY almost bled to death!
Voldemorting - definition
The act of whispering Harry Potter in a girls ear in order to strike fear into their pussy.
Man I was fucking this chick last night while voldemorting, I gave her a lighting scar right on the pussy.
Voldemorting - slang
The act of two individuals pooping into each others' buttholes in ass-to-ass combat.
A large bearded man in the bathroom challenged me to anal combat via Voldemorting.
Voldemorting
When you cum on your partner's forehead in the shape of a lightning scar and then kill their parents.
"Yeah it was totally awesome, I was gonna Voldemort her but I couldn't go through with it"
Voldemorting: The act of cumming on your partners forehead in the shape of a lightening scar and then killing their parents
Voldemorting
A game two men play when they both need to pee.
1. Both achieve a pee boner.
2. They "dock" their penises together.
3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.
***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***
'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'
Voldemorting
Voldemorting is when you're fucking a chick doggy style and right when you're about to cum you pull out and make an evil face on the back of her head with your semen.
"I was having sex with a Hermione cosplayer and gave her a good ol' fashioned Voldemorting. She didn't appreciate it."