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What is Video Gamer?
An obscure AVGN rip-off that appeared around 2009 who is believed to be russian, although he claims to be Jewish. He is well known for having a thick accent, being morbidly obese, calling the Nintendo GameCube "ShitCube", saying that GameCube discs look like fucking chocolate chip cookies, not being able to take criticism, having long awkward pauses in his reviews and obviously ripping off the Angry Video Game Nerd.
Guy1: The Irate Gamer is the worst.
Guy2: Really? Well, he's god compared to the Pissed Off Video Gamer.
Video Gamer - video
Video Gamer - what is it?
A gothic-seeming Zelda-obsessed nerd with delusions of grandeur. May vacillitate between sexually harassing women and deciding to become one. Enjoys being fisted in the ass at any speed.
"Did you hear about that Video Gamer X?"
"No, why?"
"They got arrested for masturbating to the Zelda display in the Gamestop at the mall."
"Again?"
What does "Video Gamer" mean?
A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?
Video Gamer - what does it mean?
A gamer with such class and finesse that possess the traits of a professional athlete.
There are many gamers, but very few have the ability to be an athletic video gamer.
No one knows just how many athletic video gamers exist - some even suggest that there is no way to keep count.
Legend has it that in the presence of an athletic video gamer, even a noob can be a god.
Goat: "Hey Kers, how is that leeroy jenkins guy so damn good at Fortnite?"
Kers: "It's obvious he's an athletic video gamer, Goat!"
Video Gamer - meaning
A gamer with so much talent, that he is simply a professional athlete in the world of video gaming. There are only a handful of athletic video gamers
I just got dumpstered by this athletic video gamer.
Oh they are fkn athletic video gamers 100%
Does this guy know how much of an athletic video gamer he is?