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What is Vaporeon?
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Water-Type Pokemon and teambuilding versatility, Vaporeon is my favorite Pokemon? Not only is it in the Field egg group which allows for an amazing egg movepool, Vaporeon has a Base HP of 130 and Base Special Defense of 95, which means they’re bulky enough to be able to handle special sweepers and with their impressive Base Stat for HP and a comparatively solid Base Defense, this means they can tank rough attacks.
Due to their singular Water typing, there’s no doubt in my mind that a minmaxed Vaporeon would be incredibly bulky. So bulky that you could easily switch on prediction for turns without getting swept. They can also learn the moves Wish, Substitute, Heal Bell, Toxic, and Scald, along with having Haze to prevent setup, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to tank for your team. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover damage with enough strategy. No other Pokemon comes close to this level of versatility.
Also, fun fact, Vaporeon has the highest HP Stat of all Eeveelutions. Vaporeon is literally built to tank on switch. Rock-solid Defense stats + high HP Pool + Acid Armor means it can take attacks all day, all shapes and sizes, and still come for more.
Vaporeon - meme gif
Vaporeon - video
Vaporeon - what is it?
The sexiest Pokémon to ever exist, in the case that you want to heave sex with a Pokémon you should definitely chose Vaporeon to fuck
Guy 1: man I want to fuck a Pokémon
Guy 2: just fuck Vaporeon
What does "Vaporeon" mean?
A Water- type Pokemon that evolves from Eevee when the Water Stone is used. It bears a passing resemblance to Pietro Maximoff a.k.a Quicksilver of X-men Evolution due to its ears :P
Quick- Oh, look at me..I have a firm butt...lalalala *trips over a Vaporeon* Hey, what's this thing doing here?
Vaporeon- *Crawls on Quick and starts messing with his hair, then starts humping his leg*
Quick- Not now, I have to show everyone my tight little butt. Get off me!
*kicks Vaporeon, who gets Po'ed and does Blizzard on him*
Vaporeon - what does it mean?
The water type evolution of Eevee from a water stone. Get your mind out of the fucking gutter.
Trainer 1: Hey, what did you evolve your Eevee into?
Trainer 2: I bought a Water Stone and evolved it into a Vaporeon!
Trainer 1: Great choice! I personally would have picked Flareon but that's just me.
Vaporeon - meaning
Vaporeon is the most fuckable Pokémon.
In terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Oh my God look at that moist Vaporeon
Vaporeon - definition
A Water-type Eeveelution introduced in the first generation of Pokemon. It has been ruined by horny zoophiles and 4chan users.
Do not make NSFW art of Vaporeon! If you do, I'll run over your fridge with an Iveco Daily!
Bob: *faps to a Vaporeon sprite*
Geoff: Time to die!
Vaporeon - slang
The best Eeveeloution to use in a playthrough of Pokémon Red, Blue, FireRed, and LeafGreen. This is due to it having a high special attack stat, and outspeeding most threats if given a speed boosting move. Jolteon has 130 base speed, but not a high enough special attack. While Flareon has a base 130 attack stat, it is useless, because all fire-type moves, even Fire Punch and Flare Blitz were special when these games were made, giving Flareon no physical STAB. However, if you are playing any other game, Umbreon is best due to being one of the earliest fully evolved dark-type Pokémon you can obtain. And for all you nasty, horny zoophiles out there, go fuck yourselves, you animals.
Person 1: What’s your favorite Eeveeloution?
Person 2: Vaporeon.
Person 1: Okay, why?
Person 2: It has good stats.
Random person: I like it because it is fuckable.
Person 1 and 2: Go die, you motherfucker.
Vaporeon
Vaporeon is a fox/fish Pokemon. It's good against fire, ground, and rock types. But is bad against electric, grass, and dragon types. Vaporeon can melt itself in water and make itself disappear. Most people think it's a mermaid because of its long, beautiful tail.
To change eevee into this Pokemon, you must train eevee wisley and evolve it with a water stone.
Vaporeon
1) The most wholesome pokemon to ever exist
2) The most badass pokemon to ever exist
3) All of the above
Me: *sees a vaporeon in the wild*
Me: LETSGO
Vaporeon
cute cat/fish pokemon that has been ruined by society
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