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What is Van the Man?
A complete genius driver. Spends all day on the roads and driving is the main part of the job (builders and alike are not true WVM, a disgrace, a car driver in a van). Yes they undertake because car drivers do not keep left. Yes they brake hard as they are annoyed at cars tailgating (90% BMW drivers, 10% chavs with 12 exhausts on a £50 renault5) Yes they are angry as you would be if someone came into your office and told you how to push your pen. Couriers are the elite who have to put up with the brain dead car drivers who enter a motorway once a year and enter the middle lane immediately for no reason, have to put up with cars tailgating when it is clear the van is waiting to overtake the thick car driver in front who is overtaking nothing, who have to sit behind car drivers who think that if in a traffic jam leaving a 60ft gap infront will somehow make the traffic jam shorter and when they pass the accident causing the jam will spend half an hour rubber necking it. Yes we are angry and have to do unlawful driving but why?...... Because the useless car drivers irritate the f*** out of us!!!!!!!! When you drive 2000 miles a week, you can tell us how to drive, until then keep left on a motorway out of the way. PS nice t1ts love!!!
White Van Man Is the king of the road!!! Builders vans are filled with useless car drivers in a vehicle they cant control, couriers rule!!!!!!
Van the Man - video
Van the Man - what is it?
A person who pries little kiddies away from their parents and stash them away in their van
oh dear there's a white van man run away
What does "Van the Man" mean?
a male pikey who drives a van that is white in colour, found on most roads in England. Normally plmbers or electricians, these low-life, neanderthol 'ard men wolf-whistle anything that moves. a close relation to the builder (complete with builders bum), the white van man is the cause of traffic jams in England and sholud be shot. they also rip off poor, defencless old grannies.
male pikey + white van = white van man
Van the Man - what does it mean?
A threat to road safety, these kinds of so-called drivers spend their time wolf-whistling at women, making stupid gestures with their hands at passers-by and generally carrying on as though they're on the dodgems. They can be found in vans of any colour, or other vehicles such as lorries, but the white van seems to have become traditional with people whose IQs are lower than their shoe size. They are often fat and reckon they're well'ard and'll give yer a slap, yer know wot I mean, mate?
A short guide to white van man hand signals.
Middle finger = "This is the number of my IQ"
Hand-cranking gesture = "This is what I do often because I can't pull a bird on account of too many of them having a brain".
Honking their horn = "I'm a complete inadequate and my vehicle's an altermnative to a dick".
Van the Man - meaning
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Van the Man - definition
An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence
Have you seen blue van man
Na is he good
Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough
Van the Man - slang
A Van Man is probably a pedophile. Sometimes he pulls out that "Hey kid, I got some candy in my van."
DUDE! That guy just asked me if I wanted to get into his van! HE'S A VAN MAN!
Van the Man
A man da is drive a zr and foop school girls. Sometimes they bull and are known as the most ignorant drivers in Badbados
Yeww I lef school the other day and the van man say if I int got van fare then we gaw foop
I lef chefette rocket satday and a route 11 van man overtake me worse than a swift driver
Van the Man
The collecting of naked young boys as souvenirs from countries visited abroad
"These Budda teatowels sure are nice but I need something that will clean up my mess for me,where is your Van Man section?"
"My luggage weighs 20kgs and my limit is 25kgs give me your cheapest and lightest child to take home for my Van Man collection.I broke my last one",
Van the Man
Pretty much the coolest guy you will ever meet.
you average, everyday, ordinary, superhero.
here to help people with problems, and very slick cat with mad swagger.
ladies dig him and guys wanna be his friend.
he can always get out of any situation.
all around a really cool guy.
his connections r unlimited.
and can pretty much do wat ever he needs to do get what and where he wants.
he is inspired by neil patrick harris, chuck norris, bruce lee, randy couture, and all marvel heros.
van the man once climbed a mountain with no gear just to c wat was on the otherside.
he once walked from pasadena to chino hills to c a very special lady.
he can get into any club just by knowing people