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What is Van candy?
to trick someone into going somewhere under false pretences.
person A: "wanna go play dnd"
person B: "sure!"
person A just wants to make out with person B
person B has been candy vanned.
Van candy - video
Van candy - what is it?
When someone arrives infront of your house in a white van and they give you free candy! I’m currently in the back of a van right now and I’m tied up and naked for some reason, but at least I get a Kit Kat bar!
Let’s go get in the candy van!
Last time I did that they tickled my butt, so no thanks.
What does "Van candy" mean?
A free candy van most of the times has bad stuff in it and is 10x bad for you can might kidnap children.
Timmy: Look dad, free candy!
Dad: Timmy that’s bad for you!
Timmy: So?
Dad: They might get you!
Timmy: NOO!
Free candy van
FRE-CANN-DY-VANN
Van candy - what does it mean?
A run-down shady looking vehicle that looks like something a rapist or child molester would drive.
Joe should get the blood stains washed out of his car, right now it looks like a free candy van.
Van candy - meaning
n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.
This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?
Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*
Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
Van candy - definition
Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.
Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN
Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*
Van candy - slang
The premiere way to attract and abduct children.
Hey little girl, get into my candy van!
Van candy
The most delicious candy. It comes from a white van and it makes you sleepy.
I ate some van candy, and then I lost track of what happened. Where's my mom?