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What is Valorant?
A game you probably won't be able to play until open beta because it's not RNG, there must be a way to increase your chances. It is impossible for someone to get this game by just doing what the website does, no no no.
Person 1: Wanna play Valorant?
Person 2: Wow, just keep on flexing on me. I'm so offended.
Person 1: (Recommends game just in case if they don't get a drop)
Person 2: Stop shaming me for not having Valorant.
Valorant - meme gif
Valorant - video
Valorant - what is it?
A horrible game which tries way to hard for people to take it seriously. The ranked mode matchmaking makes it impossible to have fun with your friends. The game also likes to not acknowledge that people have different skill levels and by skill level I mean they happened to get a lower rank in placements due to meaningless rng . This game is vile in every way it can be. Most people play this game because they probably cant get higher then gold. Riot games is also common for releasing un finished agents which they clearly haven't tested before hand. If you can't get higher than plat in this game your most likely also bad at csgo which also means you shoulds stop playing fps games and get on a moba like league of legends of hero of the storm. There is also a 38% chance the average valorant player used to play overwatch or csgo. There is a 80% chance the player base paid for their overpriced cosmetics. This game makes fortnite look generous with their skins. 99% chance riot games will drop this game due to the decline in player base.
Bro get on Valorant
Baby raging
What does "Valorant" mean?
The N word and racial slurs, sexism, and ableism.
That dude plays Valorant. He whas a valorant-like personality
Valorant - what does it mean?
A Vietnamese guy named "Thái".
Nasus: You are Valorant!
Thái: I am Valorant!
Yasuo: Thái is Valorant!
Garen: We are Valorant!
Valorant - meaning
A Team based FPS, same gunplay as CS GO, but with different graphics and more of a cartoon-ish look , this game also adds abilities like Overwatch, but more cancerous, Genuinely fun game with it's downfalls of course, now almost a year
launched, free to play so I would recommend playing it now ,this game was made by RIOT games, with a new agent every act (also episodes)Only available on pc, and a bunch of updates every now and then.
Hey Damien, hop on valorant lets play!
Why would I play that game if I have cs go?
Cause why the fuck not? Its also more fun (dont kill me please)
Valorant - definition
A shooter game that many people get mad at because they cant get the beta key
Mad cuz bad lol. Just try harder to get the beta key
Hey wanna play some VALORANT?
Shut the hell up you know i don't have the beta key
Valorant - slang
Valorant is an upcoming free-to-play multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Riot Games. It is the first game Riot Games has developed in the genre. The game was first announced with the codename Project A in October 2019. It plans to release in Summer 2020.
It has developed a connection with Twitch to host drops if you watch Valorant streams.
Valorant Keys drop when watching a Valorant stream to get access to the closed beta. Valorant Keys take approximately 39 hours to get and is a good way to spend your time during the Covid-19 crisis (circa 2020). Most people don't watch the Valorant streams, they just AFK and wait until they get a drop!
Bob: Aye, mate, you got a Valorant key yet?
Joey: Nah, I've just been waiting 420 hours watching Valorant streams to get it.
Valorant
Guy#1: Bro do you play valorant?
Guy#2: Yeah I started grinding comp the other night
Guy#1: FUCKIN PUSSY GET YOUR ASS OFF OF VALORANT AND GO GET SOME BITCHES YOU FATASS
Guy#2: Wow bro you don't have to be mean
Guy#1: STFU BRO U LITERALLY SPENT OVER $600 ON THAT STUPID GAME
Guy#2: So what?
Guy#1: EVERY SINGLE DAMN GUN COSTS $20 AND NOW WE CAN'T AFFORD HEALTH INSURANCE
Guy#2: Good thing I won't be needing it because I'm planning on never leaving my gaming chair for the rest of my life!
Guy#1: I HOPE YOU FUCKIN ROT IN THAT CHAIR U BITCH GO PLAY A REAL GAME
Guy#2: Oh yeah? WHAT IS A REEEEAAALLLL GAME???
Guy#1: OH IDK MAYBE CSGO OR LEGO START WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA??
Guy#2: FINE! I'll just play league of legends its a way better game
Guy#1: *hangs himself*
Valorant
Valorant is counter-strike and overwatch's accident.
"Hey brian wanna play valorant?"
Valorant
A CSGO and Overwatch baby that wont give me a fucking closed beta key
Hey John, let's play that new game Valorant