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What is Valentine's day?
The reason so many people are born in November.
I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
Valentine's day - video
Valentine's day - what is it?
The worst day of the entire year to be single. Companies and the people around you will make you feel like shit to the point of drinking yourself to sleep.
single person: Oh fuck it's Valentine's day! Better stay inside where it's safe from judgement.
What does "Valentine's day" mean?
A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.
Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.
XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.
Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
Valentine's day - what does it mean?
pretty much national sex day.
A day for romance and making single people miserable.
"hey, tomorrow is valentine's day" "thanks for reminding me im single" "sorry"
Valentine's day - meaning
Also known as national crippling depression day
Person 1 :Happy valentine's day
Person 2 : i think you mean crippling deppresion day
Valentine's day - definition
Valentine's day is the day when everyone finds out how lonely they are.
Do u wont to be my valentine on this valentine's day?
Valentine's day - slang
An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back
"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"
Valentine's day
A day to celebrate anyone you love
(NOT JUST THE ONES YOU'RE ATTRACTED TO.)
Hey dude whatudoin on valentine's day
I'm going out for lunch with family, dinner with friends and then I'm going to walk my dog!
Wow! That's such a cool way to spend valentine's day!
Ikr
Valentine's day
A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.
Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.
It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit
For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"
Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
Valentine's day
A commercially contrived occasion for forced displays of affection.
Stupid Valentine's day!