What is UFC fighting?

When you have to shit soo bad, but can't because you're not down to drop a deuce in a public restroom, or not near a restroom, and ur pucker hole is in a "full clinch" to keep it in! Also see "prairie dogging"

Omg dude, have you seen the bathroom here? I'm totally UFC Fighting this one, but I'm not letting my ass near that toilet!

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