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What is Travelodge?
You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.
The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.
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Travelodge - what is it?
The art of sneaking extra people into your ridiculously cheap travelodge room and managing to dodge the receptionist and other hotel staff. This can be achieved by wearing different disguises, asking difficult questions at reception to create a distraction, or unscrewing the windows and climbing in.
person 1: how many people can that room hold?
person 2: ehmm 3
person 1: how many of us are there?
person 2: 14
person 1: how's this gonna work then?
person 2: it's time to do the travelodge dodge
What does "Travelodge" mean?
A low-budget motel with many businesses around the United States. Quality will fluctuate wildly depending on where you are. Arizona has some of the shittiest Travelodges in the country, while Texas and California have bearable ones. Expect broken lamps, broken air conditioning, dirty bathrooms, absolutely shit wi-fi (even worse than most motel wi-fi).
Sleepless nights, unhappy staff, terrible mascot, and terrible breakfast service.
"Hey, are you going to stay at a Travelodge tonight?"
"Fuck that. I'd rather sleep in my truck."
Travelodge - what does it mean?
British Hotel Chain of Cheap rooms where people from tinder or snapchat meet up for a cheeky shag at 1am.
Sheets are not cleaned between stays, usually a good place to catch a STD. Place where many kids are made....
Isn't that how Mia was conceived in a Travelodge?