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What is Towson University?very slutty girls..be careful with the STD factor..you might just end up with an itchy crotch after just one night of funn i went to towson university and came home with crabs. Towson University - videoTowson University - what is it?This is how we roll at TU...3 days straight of drinking, Pizza Bolis (extra-large, $10.99) Where hot-ass bitches roll with gay girls and its not akward. The best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own SWEET ASS on campus housing. "Drink hard at TU, or don't come" What does "Towson University" mean?A relatively unknown school in Maryland except for its lacrosse and its girls, located near some of the best bars and clubs in the Baltimore area. I went to towson university for the first time and was in disbelief beacuse of the amount of hot girls surrounding me. Towson University - what does it mean?A relatively unknown school in Maryland, second to College Park in both size and stature, but certainly not in partying. Close proximity to Baltimore allows frequent trips to some of the best yet cheapest clubs and bars in the USA. Home to a top 10 Lacrosse program on the rise as well as the 5+ time NCAA champion dance team, yet most fans remain apathetic or fans of UMD. Nightlife is run mostly by greeklife and people from out of state. most MDers go home to mom and dad dreaming of transfering to College Park, but they won't 8 times out of 10. Towson's girls are the hottest on the East Coast by far. Towson University - meaningThey house some of the trashiest women in the world at this university. Unfortunately it is also located in one of the top areas in the nation for STDs, that says a lot for the women on this campus. The greek life on this campus is weak and cannot rival any school in the U.S. The students on this campus are either transfer students from local community colleges or just the students who could not get into a decent college so they had to fall back on this state university. Most people seem to forget it was not long ago that this was called Towson State but they had to change the name so they wouldn\\\'t be considered such trash. Basically this campus is home to trashy girls and high school screw-ups who will never make anything out of their lives. I actually feel bad for the people who graduate from here because all they really did was waste their money to become nothing. Sorry to hear that and have to explain the truth to you. To find trash with infections go to Towson University Towson University - definitionThis “center of education” houses some of the hardest partiers on the East Coast…and not in the good way. The birthplace of the term “bros & hos,” Towson is populated by Jersey trash and all the UMD rejects. If they aren’t destroying the few brain cells they have left by getting blackout drunk every night of the week, they’re down in the Baltimore club scene getting date-raped by guidos on E…..who ALSO go to Towson. The wardrobe of a Towson Girl consists of leggings (which must constantly be worn as pants), Ugg boots for the winter and flip flops for the summer (although sometimes, these girls get confused and wear those stylin’ Uggs during a 90 degree heat wave and those flip flops, that double as their shower-attire, when it torrentially rains). And don’t forget their Winter North Face coats (fake fur included) and their (way too revealing) American Apparel t-shirts for those sticky Towson summers. The Number One rule for these gals at TU is to have at least 10 pounds of makeup on at ALL times, no matter what you’re wearing, where you’re going or who you’re seeing, and your hair, no matter what texture, must be straightened at least three times a day. “Did you take your trash out yet?” “No, I’ve been straightening…duh.” And for the boys…if you aren’t sporting a skewed baseball hat and some serious bling, then you’re probably wearing athletic shorts and your frat’s t-shirt at all times. TKE! Not…For those students who only destroy their brains with alcohol on the WEEKENDS…poppin’ adderall gets them through exams, homework and even class. Weed medicates their social anxiety and helps them get to sleep. Who needs that bullshit Counseling Center? And let’s not forget about Towson Sports….these kids care more about the next football game than they do about global warming…or even their own grades. And as much bragging as these frat-jocks spew out of their herpes-covered mouths, the only teams with good reputations are the Men’s Gymnastics team and the Women’s Lacrosse team. Nice goin’ guys. Oh......you go to Towson University.... Towson University - slangI don't know what everyone's talking about Towson being such a huge lacrosse school. Yes, lacrosse is a sport, and a fun one to play. I'm sorry, I just can't find watching a bunch of other kids running around playing all that interesting, unless they are quiddich-like in their tremendous talent. And I've had some good times at lacrosse parties... but mostly wasted ridiculousness where there were a buncha drunken douchbags 'n sluts, few w/ anything interesting to say, and they were largely forgettable experiences. Groups of clones walking around, utterly indistinguishable in looks and thoughts, don't make up the funky-fresh joyous screaming soul of Towson; we jam and we love, every fucking moment at this wonderful haven for education and inspiration: Towson University. Towson UniversityNot a well known school located outside of Baltimore Maryland. Known for being a huge bar school so a fake id is a must. huge Jersey, New York and Rhode Island population. 60 to 40 girl to guy ratio. Hottest girls in the world. watch out for TKE MD girls are pretty, Loyola girls are smart, but it takes a Towson girl, to win a guy's heart. UMBC girls can't dance, Goucher girls can't flow, and when you want the best-looking girl, Towson is where you go. Salisbury girls are wild, IUP girls are fun, but when it comes to drinking, Towson girls are #1. Girls will be girls north, south, east & west, but a Towson girl will always rate the very best! So any guy who reads this truly has to know, if you have a Towson girl, don't ever let her go! Towson UniversityTowson University is home to some of the most unique college students in the nation. A very up and coming division 1 college. Party school with gorgeous girls, but most students take studies seriously even with partying. my friends came down to Towson University for a weekend and did not want to ever leave. Towson UniversityAll though Towson University is located outside of Baltimore, the style and the mood of the place reflects that of New York and that of Connecticut. The campus is pretty and full of vibrant shrubbery. There is also a New York feel as the Tower Dining hall appears to be modeled after the Trump Tower on 5th Avenue. The tower is spacious, has carryout like places, a cereal bar, and a New York like view (except its in Baltimore). Towson also has many fun hang outs such as: the gym, the student union, STARBUCKS,etc. People can play pool in the union, go to the gym and climb on the climbing wall, or go drink a latte in the Starbucks. Yes it is a full service Starbucks. Towson University's style can be best described as the following for Girls: |
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