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What is Total Eclipse of the Heart?

The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

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Total Eclipse of the Heart - video

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Total Eclipse of the Heart - what is it?

"Total Eclipse of the Heart" is a horribly catchy damn song. They tend to play it at middle-school Veteran's Day programs, while people walk around in black hoods and pretend to be terrorists. It's crazy.

Turn around, bright eyes...

Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart..
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.

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What does "Total Eclipse of the Heart" mean?

An emotional song about losing your boyfriend

Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

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