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What is Top Red?
a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.
A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.
A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.
They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’
A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.
Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’
Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.
A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.
Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.
A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.
- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire
- Marcus Rashford
- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”
*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
Top Red - video
Top Red - what is it?
A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They Seemingly are not satisfied until United are invincible and can never lose. They are seen criticizing the manager for the smallest things just to get him sacked. They are usually hoping Man Utd lose their games so they will sack someone they just don’t like. They will Cancel players for one bad game saying “ Oh yeah they are finished” Then compare others to them and the team
Oh man Top Reds are at it again even when we win it’s not enough for them we have to play like prime Barcelona or we are a championship team
What does "Top Red" mean?
A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Scott McTominay or Harry Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red - what does it mean?
Top Reds are Liverpool Football Club fans who bizarrely show more interest in actual football matches than the transfer window. They obsess about small details such as results and championships won rather than looking at the real metric of success, annual net spend on players.
They often go to live football matches, which gives them a limited perspective on the game, as they are unable to benefit from slow-motion replays of key events and the insights of knowledgable experts such as Martin Tyler and Joe Cole. They may even claim to have been fans of the club for at least 10 years, which is unlikely as there is no evidence football even existed at that time.
They have a tendency to use an incomprehensible dialect that is very different from the accents we find in true Liverpool fans: Surrey, South Dublin and Singapore. This dialect may originate in a place called "Shankley", because they seem to mention it a lot.
They frequently engage in unhinged behaviour such as discussing the relative merits of fan ownership and the moral dangers of becoming a club run by petrobillionaires rather than simply tattooing "FSGout!" on their penis like any normal person would do.
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That top red got ratiod so bad when he asked whether we really wanted to be run by the Gaddafi family or whoever. I couldn't care less as long as they sign Kalvin Phillips (120 million), Donnarumma (140 million) and Samuel Eto'o goat emoji on a free (50 million signing on fee). 310 million, we win the window!
Top Red - meaning
Top reds are usually the middle aged and elderly fans on Liverpool who spend most of their day on Facebook. They're extremely hostile and don't tolerate any form of criticism against the club and its owners (FSG).
Top reds don't respond well to logical arguments and will usually respond with vulgar language and generic replies such as "go support city" and hence it is advised to not engage with such creatures.
Normal fan: "I think we should improve our squad depth in case of injuries"
Top red: "shut it wool! you think you know more than FSG?! they saved us from relegation to the sunday league!!"
Normal fan: "Adrian has cost us a lot of games this season with his mistakes, we should replace him"
Top red: "give yer head a wobble! 6 times!!!"
Top Red - definition
A deluded liverpool fan who attacks other liverpool fans for questioning the club, branding them fake fans and telling them to go support someone else.
A top red believes liverpool are incapable of doing wrong and that all of our players and academy players are the best in the world.
They will get incredibly annoyed and insecure when you question them and will usually respond with something good about the club which is entirely unrelated to the topic at hand.
Normal LFC fan: I don't understand why top reds don't question fsg.
Top red: f**k you c**t fake fan go support someone else FSG uber alles you FIFA virgin
Top Red - slang
A Liverpool fan who clearly plays too much FIFA on career mode and knows how to run the club better than the owners FSG.
Top Reds are normally teenagers who think they know best, they also use the term ‘Top red’ to describe older and in most cases more sensible supporter.
In reality they do not get the irony of this making themselves look like a bunch of spoiled brats who care more about transfers than trophies.
Normally has a #FSGout on their twitter profile and does nothing but moan about lack of signings and tweet the owners directly.
Their insecurities result them in getting angry with other people if they do not agree with what they say and get extremely aggressive and start whining like a little Fifa virgin.
The irony of you calling me a ‘Top Red’ proves how little you know about football.
Another ‘Top Red’ Fifa virgin, how comes you aren’t the manager of Liverpool?
Top Red
A manchester united supporter who is clearly a better fan than anyone else
a few requirements:
- dont buy replica shirts
- anyone who wears a replica shirt is a cunt
- must wear ALL black to away games
- before games you must stand in the street drinking cans of stella artois
- must come from manchester
- all manchester bands are great
- ian brown is the greatest singer of all time
- musn't support england
- must not watch soccer am
- must get to your seat at home games no earlier than 10mins before kick-off
"Anyone who wears a replica shirt is a JCL OOT numpty"
- top red
Top Red
A Top Red is a Manchester United fan who thinks his opinion is above everyone else. They usually are Youth Fanatics and don't want to buy any player unless they're British. They also blindly back Ole and will call you a plastic if you give him the slightest bit of criticism. They usually hate foreign players like Pogba and Martial calling them "lazy" and saying they don't fight for the badge but will call anyone plastic for criticising Dan James or Maguire.
Normal Fan: Ole has been poor tactically again today. We should be winning this game.
Top Red: Shut it you plastic bet you have never been to a game in your life. Rome wasn't built in one day.
Top Red
A fat middle aged balding Liverpool fan that hates anyone going against the club and owners (FSG). Usually have Liverpool season ticket holder and what part of Liverpool they’re from in their twitter bio. Usually hates Naby Keita and foreign fans.
Can’t have a proper argument with them, usually tell you to “Go Support city and Chelsea if you don’t like it.” Always put a billion hashtags at the end of every tweet about LFC like #redordead #ynwa #6times
Could be a part of crap fsg propaganda fan channels like Redmen TV and the anfield wrap. Loves telling the world they’re going to block any of the “Fifa Blerts” or “Wools” that ask questions about lack of investment on the squad by the owners. Any normal Liverpool or football fan best avoid these horrible looking mutants.
Normal LFC fan: “I really think we need a forward as we’re a little light in that position.”
Top Red: “Shut up you wool, do you think this is fifa? Absolute fifa virgin.”