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What is Ton?
A large indeterminate quantity of.
Synonymous with :
(truck/shed/shit/shelf)loads of, heaps of, masses of, piles of, mountains of, stacks of, oodles of, etc
Also see: wads of (cash), stashes of(money), barrels of (laughter/fun), bags of (fun/ money/ confidence).
"I can't come out tonight; I've got tons of work to do".
"There are tons of fun activities to do in Paris".
"Not only is she intelligent; she's got tons of confidence too".
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Ton - what is it?
Furry, white creature with spiral horns. Home planet of Hoth. A mix between a goat and a kangaroo.
1. A method of transportation in star wars: battlefront. Used in the icy tundras of Hoth to get around quickly. Very weak and prone to bouts of standing completely still trying to figure out how it survives without anything to eat but snow and ice.
2. A sleeping bag used to stay warm and cozy on the cold, wintry nights of Hoth. The problem with using a Ton-ton as a sleeping bag is that this often results in the death of the Ton-ton as vital organs and "stuff" gush out upon entering the gizzard of a Ton-ton. Also, the smell is pretty nasty, but what did you expect, a 4-star hotel?
1."OMFG!! 1t'5 4 FL337 0F 70N-70N!!"
"hey guys, let's give 'em a chance and ride in with Ton-ton's."
2."d00d! Fr33 M34l + C0zy 5L33P1NG 7h1NgY?1?!?1?! H0w 1 L0z3?"
"Hey! that my freikin Ton-ton! What are you...... o.O oh my god......"
What does "Ton" mean?
when you pass out while your member is still inside of the female
dude, last night i was so hammered i accidentally ton ton-ed this chick
Ton - what does it mean?
You know what's your problem? You talk too much. Don't be a Ton.
Ton - meaning
a friend (usually a tonya) that makes you feel good when you feel like shit, cares about others, and is a "superior" friend
A Tonya with the last name begining with an R
Ton - definition
To get the highest score of 100 in shooting a NSRA 10 spot card.
She shot a ton in the shooting finals.
Ton - slang
Pronounced “Tone”
Describes an individual who resembles a thumb. Additional use could be someone who blasts hood music.
Bro did you see that Ton blasting NBA Youngboy drive by?
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An abbreviation for town usually used in text messaging or msn by people who are so lazy that they can't even put in an extra letter.
Lazy Guy(via text):"Hey do u wana go 2 ton today"
Grammer obsessed friend(via text):"In future please refrain from using such vulgur abbreviations and yes it would please me to visit town with you today."
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Cockney background (Way of speaking in London), Means One Hundred GBP (pounds)
"Oi mate, lend us a ton"
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The Ton is an absolute scale from 1-10 where 1 is the objective, absolute lowest quality representation of the item or work under critique and 10 is the objective, absolute highest quality representation of the item or work under critique. Therefore, a 5 represents the objective, absolute average quality representation of the item or work under critique. Only alumni, past and present, of the “Tonmeister” course are qualified under legislation to assess an item or work using the Ton unit of measurement.
Russell: What do you think of 1176s?
Alan: Tbh mate they’re kinda mid, 4 tons.