What is Tom hiddleston?
a tall sexy british man whoโs only goal in life is to ruin your love life by being the definition of high standards. he is the most wholesome man you will ever have the pleasure of youโll ever know.
Tom Hiddleston is the most wholesome of the MCU characters.
I will never find a partner because of Tom Hiddleston.
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Tom hiddleston - video
Tom hiddleston - what is it? Also known as The God of Mischief/Hair. Most known for his role as Magnus Martinsson in Wallander, F.Scott Fitzgerald in Midnight In Paris and Loki in Thor and the upcoming The Avengers. To sum this perfect human being up, he is everything blonde curls are made of.
Look at that head of blonde curls, it must be Tom Hiddleston
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What does "Tom hiddleston" mean? Daddy
Tom Hiddleston is Daddy
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Tom hiddleston - what does it mean? the sexiest man alive
tom hiddleston makes me horny
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Tom hiddleston - meaning Some sort of long forgotten mythical creature that has come to life to destroy us all.
Legend says he charms his victims with his smile and sweet personality so they donโt know he is actually putting a spell on them that will turn them into Hiddlestoners who will then do nothing but look at pictures of him and flail. He also appears to have the power to control womenโs reproductive organs, either destroying them completely or sending them into baby-making overdrive. The only plausible reason for any of this is that he does what he wants.
Identifying a Tom Hiddleston:
-Power Stance-ing all over the damn place
-He will probably be wearing an entirely leather outfit.
-If he is sitting, his knees will be about 4 miles apart from each other
-You will hear the call of the โeheheheโ
-Constant lip licking
If you spot a Tom Hiddleston just stay calm, offer him some sort of pudding and back away slowly. Then run like youโre in a horror movie. Heโll probably catch you anyways(long legs are all the better to catch you with) but at least you tried.
Girl 1: *sitting in front of a computer staring at a picture of Tom Hiddleston*
Girl 2: Heyโฆ you okay? *pokes girl 1 in the arm*
Girl 3: Itโs no use. She watched Thor for the first time last night. Sheโs been like this since the first scene with Loki in it.
Girl 2: How could you let her watch that! You know what it does to people.
Girl 3: I tried to stop her! She wouldnโt listen to me!
Girl 2: Another friend lost to the Tom Hiddleston.
Girl 3: It was bound to happen eventually.
Girl 2: Oh noโฆ we have to get out of here. I think shes starting up Wallander. *tugs on Girl 3โs arm*
Girl 3: Magnusโฆ Maaaaaaagnuuuuusssโฆ
Girl 2: NO!! GODDAMMIT NOOOO!
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Tom hiddleston - definition British man who is so tall he is practically a giant which is ironic since he plays sexy frost giant Loki Odinson who was sadly killed by a raisin. He has fluffy brown curls of hair that can be magically transformed into long black wavy hair ๐ซ He is so soft and pretty and humble and kind I just love him.
Tom Hiddleston was accused of making womenโs ovaries explode.
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Tom hiddleston - slang A damn gentleman
Tom hiddleston.
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Tom hiddleston A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
There is no-one else like Tom Hiddleston.
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Tom hiddleston The hottest man walking on earth.
Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?
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Tom hiddleston Tom hiddleston the hottest Brit out there
Tom hiddleston is so hot
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