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What is Todge?To be a bit of a nincompoop in a very imprudent manner; to dilly-dally in a way reminiscent of a todger. Oi, you! Stop todging around you little nincompoop! I'm tired of your whippersnapping. Todge - meme gifTodge - videoTodge - what is it?Penile decoration of a submissive female often performed by very well endowed dominant male 'studs' in porn films after first copiously ejaculating over said female's slutty face. Done usually to allow a souvenir photo to be taken for both parties and sometimes display on the DVD boxcover. The now soft but still huge 'todger' of the standing stud is triumphantly curved over the forehead of the kneeling cum-splattered slut to form a fetching 'tiarra': a fitting crown for any wannabe porn princess! The stud gains satisfaction from displaying his prowess and sexual power, the lucky slut gets to show off to her friends and family that she's been used by a much sought-after well hung 'trophy' stud. The Todge Tiarra is THE latest penile headgear choice of any ambitious slut who wants to show off her sexual appeal and willingness to be sexually used and degraded for the sole pleasure of oversexed dominant hung males. Yo Dawg, we damn near cut this hot white skank in half! DPing this dirty bitch was the bomb! Now lets glaze her dumbass cute teenage mug like a fuckin' donut and give her a wicked Todge Tiarra to show our homies what a fine piece of fine blond ho we scored tonite! Get yer cell readyfor the TT, Dawg, I'm gonna blow my swollen nuts so nasty, gonna force this skank's eyeballs into the back of her bimbo skull! What does "Todge" mean?A thin poking device of varying diameter dependent on girth of the legal high coneage, used to pack down the contents to give a better cone, controlled ignition and a smoother smoke Can you pass me the todge, this one's like a sleeping bag Todge - what does it mean?The smartest man Iβve ever met. Todge is a very woke and observant young man. He is very strong physically and mentally, and his skin is as gold as the sun with a pair of golden eyes to match. He makes many things possible and loves Sydni very much. βI wish I was more like todge, heβs excellent!β Todge - meaningShort for todger. One syllable variation of the classic British todger. This guy is a complete todge Todge - definitionTodge,The male sex organ also known as dick,cock,wang,tallywack etc. WO dude get your queer hands off my todge Todge - slangTo masturbate furiously. Person 1: Imma todge in a bit |
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