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What is Tit Face?
A word I use too often. Basically someone who is being completely daft.
"Bro, ur a complete tit face."
Tit Face - video
Tit Face - what is it?
A woman that has masculine features. Acronym MFTS
Sarah Jessica Parker (SJP)is a man faced tit stand also Fatima Whitbred
What does "Tit Face" mean?
The FTA scale measures the appearance of females by rating their face, tits, and ass. Each category is represented by 10 points. 1 being the lowest score, and 10 being the highest. This scale is most commonly used when judging a hot girl. This is mainly an opinion based scale. This scale has been in use since 2011.
Me: Dude you ever heard of (girl)?
Friend: No, what about her
Me: Dude she's super hot, I'd at least give her a 22.
Friend: What do you mean a 22?
Me: You ever heard of the Face Tits Ass scale?
Friend: No?
Me: So each category is out of 10. Adds up to 30.
Friend: Oh, alright keep going.
Me: So she's got a really nice face, like a 9. Her ass is at least an 8.
Friend: Wow that's pretty fucking good.
Me: But she's got like a 5 for her boobs she's a bit flat chested.
Friend: That's unfortunate.
Tit Face - what does it mean?
This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.
This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.
It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.
Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Example 2:
Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.
Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."
Example 3:
Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
Tit Face - meaning
when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
Tit Face - definition
when the face height of a seated person matches the breast height of a standing person sideboob
The young women crowded around and began to ask questions. Brad could barely form a coherent thought, much less carry on a conversation, due to the major face-tit he was getting from Susie.
Tit Face - slang
a term meaning "totally cool," or "sweet," or the opposite of "yag."
also see, titf.
Bro, that was tits in the face.
Tit Face
To move or travel quickly or hastily with the assumption that, if possible, your tits would fly up over your face from the blinding speed.
Hey, the store closes soon, we need to leave tits over face.
While traveling across the state, they drove tits over face.
Tit Face
a term used by someone who is so overcome with anger that all they can think of is a combination of profanity in the form of "stupid jerk ass tits face", mostly heard when something unexpected happens.
"hey dude" "hey what's up?" "i just slept with your mother and girlfriend all week while your were gone and got them pregnant." "what?!? you, you, you "stupid jerk ass tits face"!!!"
Tit Face
n. generally mild insult, best reserved for your spouse.
Hey Titface, get out of my way.