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What is Time Travel?
A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.
After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.
Time Travel - video
Time Travel - what is it?
A drunken loss of time and place
"I had one foot in the Delorean last night"
"Me and Marty McFly got to know eachother last night"
"Time Traveling is a favorite past time of mine"
What does "Time Travel" mean?
When you get so drunk that you black out, but when you come back into consciousness you are in a new place at a future time.
After that last shot i started to time travel until i found myself on the bathroom floor.
Time Travel - what does it mean?
n. When one does not remember their previous night, esp. due to a large consumption of alcohol
v. To drink to such a point
Man, I don't remember anything after those Jagermeister shots. I just woke up in bed. I must have been Time Traveling last night.
Time Travel - meaning
Someone who travels through the past and present. Whether it is through an object, at will, or using worm holes. A time traveler can visit any time in the past, present, or future.
The time traveler went from 2016 to the year 5900.
Time Travel - definition
time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.
"Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"
Time Travel - slang
Verb:
This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.
Time Travel: I have only done this once before.
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When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
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To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:
"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"
Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.
Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.
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A bunch of wibbly, wobbly, timey, wimey, stuff.
Wow! I just got back from a crazy time travel, but I accidentally created a break in time.