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What is Time Cat?
The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"
Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
Time Cat - video
Time Cat - what is it?
Times 1:00-1:10 PM, 7:00-7:10 PM, and 10:20-10:30 PM. During that time you need to squish your cat’s tummy.
It’s tummy time for that cat!
What does "Time Cat" mean?
Rest and relaxation time (what cats do all the time).
I went home after for some cat time.
Time Cat - what does it mean?
At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.
You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."
cat-timing:
Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")
Time Cat - meaning
A girl with a nice lookin kitty who likes sexy time
She had a sexy time cat
Dude and stc
And I have and sexy time dick
Don’t say that that’s and std
Time Cat - definition
A cat that lives in the sun. He controls time and helps/ screws people over by taking them back in time and creating paradoxes. Enjoys long walks in the park and being petted,stroked, but eats people he doesnt like.
Guy 1- ZOMG a time cat took me back to JEWrusaalem and i was jesus!
Guy 2- NO WAYZ!
Jesus- WAY!