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What is The Virus?
Causes a Compy 386 to become "slightly shotgunned"
"YOU MURDERER! You killed my brother!...I mean, computer!"
The Virus - video
The Virus - what is it?
1) A biological agent that replicates itself and causes harm to its host.
2) A harmful computer program that spreads itself to other computers once contracted, somewhat like its biological counterpart.
1) Viral infections can be prevented through the use of vaccinations.
2) The only vaccination for this type of virus - common sense - seems to be constantly in short supply, which would account for people constantly opening strange or bogus attachments and (surprise, surprise) getting a virus.
What does "The Virus" mean?
Something probably carried by AOL CDs.
I picked up an AOL CD and now I have a virus.
The Virus - what does it mean?
i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.
ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.
3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!
The Virus - meaning
A Malicious program that is designed to do nothing but piss you off and make you want to take a Baseball bat to anyone who makes it and their "Custom Built 1337 PCs".
Some douche in his moms basement: OMFG I MADE TEH VIRUS TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE!
The Virus - definition
Makes you fell pissed off when you get one, but if you have the resources to blow its fucking ass out your PC that can feel good.
Not a fucking virus! Never mind my anti virus software will eat it for breakfast...
*Virus slaughtered to its electric death*
Have that you trojen shit!
The Virus - slang
The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job.
"Hey look that fat kid is making a virus on his computer, lets got urinate on his pc when hes done, after we shove molted steel in his ass with a stirring spoon."
The Virus
The Virus, is a know it all prick. Except he knows nothing. Just a prick then
The Virus
The infamous virus that wasn't taken seriously by an inept administration and was allowed to spread uncontrollably causing stupid idiots to buy all the toilet paper in the USA and price gouge cleaning products.
Known by its common name The Coronavirus
The idiots during spring break wanted to play with the virus, so the decided to party up on the beaches
The Virus
So the virus is basically just 0010011 110001, and surprisingly despite everyone's attempts it cannot be stoped. It goes around video games, 011100110 characters endlessly with no end.
Freddy Fazbear: Har har har-har har
The Virus:
Freddy Fazbear: heudyevs9ehdjdjdueidnwpqodbdpwjwoCharliejfodns0eneoebdownshcjh3ek
And Freddy Fazbear absolutely dies