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What is The Unicorn?
Unicorns are a creature supposed to be mythical. The ones in myths are typically breathtakingly beautiful, and their horns are known to have magical properties. Unicorn blood will keep a person alive, or immortal even. While this type is not real, there is a unicorn that is. It is actually rather ugly, with no magical powers, but it is the national animal of Scotland. Look this up; you’ll see it’s true.
Other small fact: Marco Polo thought rhinos were unicorns!
Did you know unicorns are real?
The Unicorn - video
The Unicorn - what is it?
A non-mythical flying rainbow rhino that poops the rainbow.
"Unicorns ARE REAL!"
What does "The Unicorn" mean?
A rhinoceros with one horn
That unicorn is better then that bicorn
The Unicorn - what does it mean?
Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.
The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros
The Unicorn - meaning
Asian women.
Because they are so magically and majestically beautiful
That Samantha Lee is such a unicorn!
The Unicorn - definition
Atheists/liberalists and Socialists propaganda and Indoctrination: Unicorn (Rhino) is replaced to be a fairy tale horse with a horn coming out from its head.
"FACT"
U'NICORN, noun Latin unicornis, unus, one, and cornucopia, horn.
1. An animal with one horn; the monocerus. This name is often applied to the rhinoceros.
2. The sea unicorn is a fish of the whale kind, called Narwal, remarkable for a horn growing out at its nose.
3. A fowl . Fossil unicorn or fossil unicorn's horn, a substance used in medicine, a terrine crustaceans spar.
Professor 1: The actual Unicorn is and always will be the Indian Rhinoceros! Excerpt from the Webster's Dictionary of 1826, before the "DUMBING DOWN" of the supposed education system.
Professor 2: I am very well informed of said facts. That's why many of us are quiting the the so-called education system.
The Unicorn - slang
Where you ejaculate in a girls hair and spike it up.
"The Unicorn isn't a myth, I gave one to my girlfriend and she was shocked to see it after we fucked."
The Unicorn
You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.
Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!
The Unicorn
A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.
I was given the Unicorn last night for $30! It was amazing!
The Unicorn
Following in the tradition of "the Dirty Sanchez", this is a sexual act. This can only be done to a girl with hair at least 8 inches long. While she is sleeping you ejaculate in her hair, aiming to the front, specifically. Then, take a small clump of her hair,a t the very front and center, and pull it straight up till it's taut. Rubbing the seminal fluid and holding the hair until it dries, she will wake up with her hair resembling that distinguishing feature of a unicorn.
My girlfriend was being incredibly rude, and I was sick of it. So after she fell asleep, I rubbed one out and gave her The Unicorn and left for good.