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What is The Thomas Edison?Honestly, not one mention of the actual man Thomas Edison on the entire site? Thomas Edison invented EVERYTHING, show a little respect! The Thomas Edison - videoThe Thomas Edison - what is it?A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb, The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever. What does "The Thomas Edison" mean?The homosexual act of 1 partner inserting a lightbulb in the ass of another. After having shards of broken glass in his asshole, Mike will think twice before he lets Bill Thomas Edison him again. The Thomas Edison - what does it mean?Thomas Edison (1820-1955) was best known as a humorist and secretly wrote material for Mark Twain and David Letterman. In his spare time he worked in the Patent Office and ghost-wrote Albert Einstein's relativity papers. It has been alleged that he inherited a method for sexing bees from his mother, Mother Teresa, although the evidence points to him having developed it himself in the early 1700s. In 1877, journeyed with his youthful "ward" Henry Ford to Mars, landing outside The Fabled City of Z'la and encountering the High Martians. During the next 12 years, he reched a period of maximum creativity, in which he invented the black people, the Spinning Rectangle, and Snow Cones. In 1965, Edison ran for governor of Minnesnowta but lost when the general public mistook him for a professional wrestler named Ogg the Gay Conquerer. Collaborated with TimeCube to debunk Albert Newton. While walking is considered important, Edison's most profound inventions were sex and porn. Porn is the top suspect responsible for the Internet Crash of 1864. โA man who never reached puberty.โ The Thomas Edison - meaningA fictional sexual manuver where a lightbulb is placed in the women's vagina and the friction from the anal sex she is recieving lights up the bulb. It's kinda dark in here. How about the Thomas Edison? The Thomas Edison - definitionThe biggest asshole you will ever know. He ainโt the true โBiGgEsT aMeRiCaN iNvEnToRโ, he didnโt even invent electricity he just stole that idea from NIKOLA TESLA. Yea you heard it right, a Serbian invented electricity not this dumb American. He took many ideas from other people and still get credited for it till this day. Yโall who support him should be ashamed of yourself. He legit just took ideas and inventions and gave himself all the credit and everyone believed him.๐ โYou know that guy who invented electricity?โ The Thomas Edison - slangIn short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit. To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power. The Thomas EdisonFind a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently. Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor" The Thomas EdisonFind a lamp, place on floorโฆprocure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on lightโฆyou will find the heat stimulatingโฆ.possibly โmilking the prostateโ or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous. Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor" The Thomas EdisonTraditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out... Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights. |
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